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Props for using a Land Before Time template. Yup yup.
I’m reading this on the toilet because of past me.
Toilet gang rise up!
Don’t forget to wipe and wash your hands after rising up
That’s literally why i can’t smoke as much weed anymore. I just start eating like there is no tomorrow. I was once in amsterdam and we smoked pretty much all day. There was a small carnival in the center and they had a food stand with waffles and one with burgers. I was so damn hungry that i ordered a burger and waffles while eating, rinse and repeat, i don’t know how often i did this, but the waffle guy was fascinated and concerned at the same time. And i was as well, i’m a 75kg lanky tall dude. It was very late and i went back to my hotel with both hands full of food. An hour later i had to go back because i thought i was starving. I legitimately thought i was gonna die.
Fuck future me, that guys an asshole.
Right? Fuck that guy. That’s his problem, not mine.
Past me has sometimes been a bit of a dick. I forgive him, though.
Me loading up my pizza with hot sauce like I don’t have debilitating acid reflux.
me loading up my pizza with double cheese like i don’t have lactose intolerance that once triggered will make me bend in half with pain
Me, putting hot sauce on my double cheese pizza like I don’t have both of the aforementioned conditions
I spent 20 minutes on the toilet this morning but lord did that pizza smack
For me this is clam chowder and a tuna sandwich. Heartburn in a few hours for sure, but nothing a Tums won’t handle, and totally worth it now and then.
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
This is 110% my wife though lol
hooooly shit I forgot about these movies. Tree stars!
Man I love dairy and man it does not love me.
Still going to have pizza later.
Currently eating leftover Bdubs, that tore me up a few days ago. You just can’t beat BOGO boneless thursdays.
public service: B-Dubs = Buffalo Wild Wings
Thank you for your community service
I aint leaving the basement. Aldis has cheap boneless chicken teddies with hot sauce breading. Those plus a bunch of celery, beer and ranch hit the spot good enough for this broke boyo.
