• @aesthelete
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    659 minutes ago

    You’re supposed to lose your money. That’s the business.

  • @[email protected]
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    17 minutes ago

    Yeah, but it’s going to go to the moon any day now! True believers will buy the dip! Make Meme Coins Great Again!

  • @[email protected]
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    168 hours ago

    Ah, meme coins—the financial equivalent of betting your life savings on a Magic 8-Ball. How poetic that the same crowd screaming “drain the swamp” now drowns in a crypto septic tank. $2 billion evaporated? That’s just the market’s way of Darwin-awarding fiscal literacy.

    Trump-branded anything is a loyalty test, not an investment. Imagine clutching a digital token of a man who’d sell your kidneys for a Fox News soundbite. The grift’s the point—watching rubes conflate memes with merit. Never change, cultists.

    • @[email protected]
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      Ok, I totally agree with you, but your use of bolding and italicizing is making me irrationally angry.

  • @Sanctus
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    11322 hours ago

    Its fucken poetic that his presidency launched with a shit coin he used to rugpull almost a million people. Fucking idiotic ass timeline.

    • @Snapz
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      4320 hours ago

      Remember the last time he rug pulled a million people? It was during COVID and the rug was their lives. While other countries saw a fraction of the death relative to populations.

  • @Limonene
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    6221 hours ago

    It’s not a pump-n-dump this time. In my opinion, it’s a laundered bribe. The 800k victims were an unintended benefit.

    • @[email protected]
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      1816 hours ago

      Definitely this was a way for offshore third parties to give Trump money. Gotta say this is my least favourite use of crypto, but it is also the most valuable use case (for corrupt politicians).

      • @[email protected]
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        715 hours ago

        The pump would be the bribe and the dump is them cashing out. Same thing with a bunch of suckers floating the value.

    • @[email protected]
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      1017 hours ago

      Why would Trump even need a coin? SCOTUS and court cases have shown he literally could break any law and get away with it.

      • @[email protected]
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        47 hours ago

        He’s been gradually ramping up the severity of his crimes for decades. He’s still doing it, and won’t stop until we stop him. I don’t know if there’s a ceiling, but I’m certain his gang doesn’t think there is.

      • Phoenixz
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        516 hours ago

        Because he wants to steal more money and this is an easy way to do so for someone who doesn’t need to obey any laws

  • @JASN_DE
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    5722 hours ago

    Damn, where did I put that violin. It’s so small, I think I might have lost it…

  • @[email protected]
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    2119 hours ago

    I remember hearing about some dude putting his grandfather’s inheritance on this poopcoin. Wonder how he’s doing