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Remember_the_tooth to Lemmy Shitpost · vor 4 Monaten

Spicy Candy

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Spicy Candy

Remember_the_tooth to Lemmy Shitpost · vor 4 Monaten
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  • AJMaxwell
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    I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said.

    My stomach’s itchy.

    • Remember_the_toothOP
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      At least you helped a gastroenterologist expand his children’s trust funds?

  • nieceandtows
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    Once in a lifetime experience

    • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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      and you may ask yourself, what does this candy taste like?

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        Smell it. 90% of the flavours we perceive are smells.

      • Remember_the_toothOP
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        And you may ask yourself “Where is the nearest hospital?”

        [Chorus]

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    Nobody will tell you this but you can just take ducks at the park and take them home. Nobody will stop you.

    • Remember_the_toothOP
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      Upvoted, because that’s incredibly relevant and helpful information for my current situation. What’s it got to do with insulation and/or cotton candy, though?

      • MajorllamaBanned
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        Ducks love cotton candy. Now you got a buddy to share the cotton candy from your walls with.

        • Remember_the_toothOP
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          Okay, I’m upvoting again, cautiously, because I’m all for having ducks as buddies. Still, I feel like we should be clear about not feeding fiberglass to ducks. We’ve all had fun doing the whole “forbidden cotton candy” thing, but given the last election results, I believe we have an obligation to remind people to “not feed wall fluff to da duckies.”

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.

    • Remember_the_toothOP
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      I wonder if he knew from not listening to his Dad.

  • otto@sh.itjust.works
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    Spicy cotton candy

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    My colon itches.

    • Remember_the_toothOP
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      Bold of you to assume it will reach the colon.

      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s fiberglass. I expect it to go everywhere.

        • Remember_the_toothOP
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          Okay, you got me there.

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    Free? Someone’s never had to install the stuff.

    • Remember_the_toothOP
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      You don’t hang out in the attic at house parties?

  • WagnasT
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    This is highly misleading, some walls just have cellulose and it tastes horrible.

  • Scratch@sh.itjust.works
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    Even the dude installing it had to wear a mask, so he’s not tempted to eat any.

    • Remember_the_toothOP
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      “Thou shalt not muzzle the ox that treadeth out the corn.”

  • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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    This is misinformation. He’s clearly harvesting the tender housemeat

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      Upvote for housemeat reference.

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