Protip: while the “in one bite” part might be challenging, nobody is stopping your from eating your apples completely, including the core. It’s as tasty as the rest of the apple, and the stuff about apple seeds being dangerously poisonous is just some bullshit made up by redditors. Be free! Eat the core!
and the stuff about apple seeds being dangerously poisonous is just some bullshit
The short version being that apple seeds are in fact poisonous, but you’d have to eat much more of them than you’d find in a single apple, and you’d have to break or crush the seeds in the process to release the poison. The dose makes the poison and all.
I remember hearing apple cores were poisonous when I was in elementary school, and that was before reddit existed. But yes, it is bullshit that they are poisonous.
And then run so fast…
If i where to awake as a horse tomorrow the first thing id do would be to move to C3 to defend my pawn
I knew what that was so instinctively that I started laughing before I even clicked on the link!
Great minds think alike ;-)
I came here to say there are a lot of youtube videos of horses farting, this being the most notable. It’s nice when youtube shoves stuff like this in my feed instead of right wing garbage
A classic that always nearly kills my boyfriend with laughter. He took weeks to get over it the first time I showed him. Guess who just received a link and sits in his office today :]
You know, there are smaller apple that humans can eat with one bite.
They are called crab apples
I grew up being told these were crab apples.
TIL my family is dumber than I thought
I grew up being taught that crab apples were any non-edible apple variety. Somebody is lying and I don’t know who.
Crab apples are basically little apples, and they’re safe to eat as long as you discard the seeds and pit.
Like bigger apples, they pack healthful nutrients — just on a smaller scale.
However, they may not always be palatable, which is why they’re not as commonly consumed as their larger counterparts.
Still, if you want to give them a try, you can eat them raw, tossed into salads or smoothies, or even made into a scrumptious jam.
Generally, bigger crab apples are the tastiest. As for the tinier ones — it may be best to leave those for the birds.
Nope! that’s the falllout variant, maybe?
You wanna tell me a Crab made this Apple?!
I wish I could switch places with you for just one day.
I’d plow the ranchers wife
Knorkator - Lied vom Pferd: https://youtu.be/Pi8dtuL9Vzk
Lyrics:
Die Tür steht auf, ich trete ein.
Du lächelst nie, doch dein Glück kann ich fühlen.
Und meine Hand fährt durch dein Haar.
Ich lehn mich an dich und schließ’ meine Augen.Dann leg’ ich dir die Riemen um.
Verstehn′ uns ohne ein Wort zu sagen.
Du atmest tief, dann geht es los.
Ich halt mich fest und du gehst darin auf,
mich zu tragen.[Refrain]
Trag mich so weit es geht,
trag mich egal wohin. [trag mich]
Solang’ ich nur bei dir
und in Bewegung bin. [trag mich]Dein Körper glänzt im Abendlicht.
Ich spür’ die Kraft hinter jeder Bewegung.
Du bäumst dich auf, ich geb mich hin.
Und unter jedem deiner Schritte erbebt
die Umgebung.[Refrain 2x]
Trag mich so weit es geht,
trag mich egal wohin. [trag mich, trag mich]
Solang’ ich nur bei dir
und in Bewegung bin. [trag mich][Outro]
Trag mich so weit es geht,
trag mich so schnell du kannst. [trag mich, trag mich]
Trag mich wohin du willst
und halt nie wieder an. [trag mich]
