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While we’re speaking of moons, can we rename the mom? I can see it from America, so technically it’s ours to name.
This is false advertising. Moon pies are objectively disgusting, not delicious.
shut up, brand
People are joking now, but the long term goal of Neoliberals will be states being auctioned off to the highest bidder.
First it will just be sponsorship with the name. Then it will be a mandatory consultation for every law in the making. Then it will be a right to veto a number of laws every year. Then it will be the right to approve or reject candidates in every election held in the state.
Eh, I’ll let some PR intern talk shit.
This is the most reasonable reaction I’ve ever read. I shall adopt this reaction.
Where can you buy some nice asian cream pies?
Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.
Nah, MoonPieTown is America’s wang.
From now on, America means everything from the continents except the USA. Which is now called the Boo S A
No it’s not. It’s the butthole. There’s nothing but shit in it!
Washington DC is the wang. Thats where America fucks everyone from.
So to explain the shape it is America’s prolapsed colon?
Fun fact: Florida used to be longer. Go ahead, look up the maps from the 1800s…
You mean moonpietown used to be longer?
Yes, Moonpietown used to be longer, until they cut their nuts off and donated them to Mississippi and Alabama.
We should have listened to Bugs all those years ago and just cut Florida off the US
i get dibs on california im renaming it chadistan
Staten Island is Bakashima バカ島 as of today
yes that too
