• 🏴Akuji
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    75 hours ago

    By the way, what’s this one barcode, “X4t-2-y34rs-4g0”?

  • @feedum_sneedson
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    13 hours ago

    That’s probably to stop somebody shooting him in head.

  • @[email protected]
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    14311 hours ago

    You know that kid did kind of show up out of nowhere in the past couple of months.

    I’ve never seen him with any of his kids before.

    And if you think about it, he’s definitely a heartless bastard to do this.

    And now I’m wondering about a lot of wealthy elites I’ve seen with their kids lately. Many of whom I had no idea they had kids that were so strikingly young.

    • @[email protected]
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      316 hours ago

      Imagine being this kid and growing up and realizing one day the only reason dad ever suddenly started giving a shit about you was because he was using you as a meat shield because some guy named Luigi killed another rich guy. I’d be devastated

    • @[email protected]
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      398 hours ago

      The man has 12 children. Why have i never seen any photos of him with his kids until now? Sus. Very sus.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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      2110 hours ago

      Using innocents, especially the wounded and children, as shields are a staple of terrorists everywhere. There’s a reason why Hamas was posting up in hospitals and schools constantly like it mattered much to Israel in the end.

      All it takes for Elon is someone with better aim though. Aim small miss small.

      • @krashmo
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        109 hours ago

        Or someone who is happy to take out the king and the heir in one go.

      • @[email protected]
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        -29 hours ago

        Yeah it mattered so much to them that they never bombed a single school or hospital to avoid casualities! Man what humane people /s

  • @[email protected]
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    149 hours ago

    So he is literally Hamas! Where is the world’s most moral army when you need them! Come on IDF, drop a few hundred 2000 lb bombs!

    • @Shardikprime
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      19 hours ago

      No matter the collateral damage I presume?

      • @[email protected]
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        55 hours ago

        The IDF, the world’s most humane and civilized army, has a zero percent collateral damage rate! Everyone killed by them is Hamas! Children, the mentally disabled, the physically disabled, people who are unaware, mothers. All are Hamas if they die!

      • @IndustryStandard
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        15 hours ago

        Dear IDF soldier reading this: I fully support the Palestinian resistance. Please, whatever you do, do not bomb Elon Musk while he is next to Donald Trump in the Oval Office. It would make me very sad.

  • snooggums
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    12 hours ago

    In The Dead Zone Stephen King predicted society would turn on a politician who used a child to shield themselves from an assassin.

    I no longer think that is true, at least for members or associates of one party.

    • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In
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      55 hours ago

      Ohhhh. So that’s why he’s on the shoulders. Blocking that headshot through the window.

      • @Freefall
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        23 hours ago

        Those windows can take sustained .50cal fire. That kid would only count as concealment against anything deployed effectively against those windows.

      • Majorllama
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        84 hours ago

        …do you people even hear yourselves?

        I completely understand hating Elon, but wanting to shoot him and being ok with his innocent child being collateral is fucking insane.

        The fact you felt ok commenting it and at least 35 other people upvoted that is crazy to me.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 minutes ago

          Does any of the oligarchy care about who they hurt? Do most people care who they hurt. We have rampant capitalism and people get hurt over it but nobody cares.

        • @onecarmel
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          44 hours ago

          For real. That’s beyond anything politics and just straight up evil…

          • Majorllama
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            43 hours ago

            I don’t care who it pisses off, but I will never hold children accountable for the actions of their parents. If they grow up and continue their parents shitty actions that’s a different conversation, but preemptively assuming someone will turn out a certain way is disgusting.

      • @[email protected]OP
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        Do not judge the kid before they are responsible for their actions.

        Most of Elons children turn against him.

      • @Draces
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        139 hours ago

        Vivian seems pretty cool. You shouldn’t assume they’re going to follow after their dad. Especially if they realize he used them as a meat shield

      • @[email protected]
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        3011 hours ago

        Don’t go for the head, too small. Probably useless also. All his vitals are just sitting there unprotected even by his “meatshield”

      • @Shardikprime
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        Only here on Lemmy, people advocating for taking a sniper shot and potentially murdering an infant.

        This from the party of love and empathy, advocating for the rights of the working man, wondering why people think they are unhinged when outside their echo chambers

        Details at six

        • @[email protected]
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          11 minute ago

          I love online that is not an infant so people even know what words mean. Imhe would be a toddler.

        • @YarHarSuperstar
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          13 hours ago

          Lol I doubt anyone here would claim the democrats are what you say.

        • @[email protected]
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          47 hours ago

          And when thousands die (including children, infants, and babies all) because Mump (Musk/Trump) cut what little social help they have, it’s just fine and dandy.

          Unfortunately, sometimes this type of thing just needs to be done for the greater good. Two lives for the price of thousands who can barely afford to live as is.

          • Majorllama
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            14 hours ago

            Doubling down and saying “eh his kid might just have to die for the greater good” is fucking wild.

            • @[email protected]
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              04 hours ago

              Again, there are thousands of other kids who will die thanks to Musk and Trump. It sounds wild to you, and it is definitely not something I would ever prefer, but that is where we are at right now, realistically.

              • Majorllama
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                24 hours ago

                No. It’s where you are at right now.

                The rest of the normal people wouldn’t even entertain the idea of killing an innocent child just to take out one guy they didn’t like.

                You people all desperately need help.

                Your moral compasses don’t even have cardinal directions anymore.

  • @hOrni
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    3412 hours ago

    Well, yes, obviously, he probably never even saw the kid before that. I dare some ballsy journalist to ask him, what’s the kids name.

      • @Freefall
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        43 hours ago

        I am sure he bought it fair and square.

    • @[email protected]
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      1110 hours ago

      He would know the kids name because it’s the same as any other musk endeavour. He’s not very creative.

    • @[email protected]
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      1811 hours ago

      It would be ridiculously easy to frame that as just making small talk too.

      “And who’s this little guy?”

      “Y’know, Elon, I’ve only ever actually seen his name written down; if you don’t mind me asking, how do you pronounce it?”

      • @jaybone
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        69 hours ago

        Maybe he will just pay people to borrow children.

  • @danc4498
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    1612 hours ago

    That’s how kids become Batman

    • @[email protected]
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      2312 hours ago

      Batman was kinda a piece of shit, only really hurt /killed the henchmen. Never stopped the parade of evil villains who just turnstiled thru the jail/asylums.

      • fafferlicious
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        511 hours ago

        Batman isn’t real and nothing happened the writers didn’t command. How the hell are you judging a fictional character’s personality because the writers wanted to have consistent baddies for people to cheer for/against?

        Lmao homie

        • @Visstix
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          2011 hours ago

          Nice try Bruce

          • @jaybone
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            19 hours ago

            Most. Akshually. Argument. Ever.

  • @GroundedGator
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    212 hours ago

    I swear we are watching the origin story of Batman unfold.

  • @Shardikprime
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    -298 hours ago

    Only here on Lemmy, people advocating for taking a sniper shot and potentially murdering an infant.

    This from the party of love and empathy, advocating for the rights of the working man, wondering why people think they are unhinged when outside their echo chambers

    Details at six

    • SmokeyDope
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      258 hours ago

      Lemmy isn’t a political party, its a decentralized platform for communities and peoples of all kinds. Theres a left leaning bias for people who like unions and stuff but youll find plenty of communities for the far right and everything between.

      The real reason you see this only here on lemmy because you’re actually free to give such a hot take without being instantly banned by a centralized authority. Maybe you’re so used to supressed and sanitized corporate run discussion fourms you forgot what people are actually like when they are free to express themselves. This is just the darker side of humanity unmasked. The suffering common people wishing death on their ruling aristocracy who just sees them as cattle and not caring if their bloodlines die with them has been around pretty much forever.

    • @[email protected]
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      118 hours ago

      This is like a trolley problem: how many infant are you willing to run over in order to kill Elon? And how many children are dying just by the fact that piece of garbage is alive?

      Details at seven

    • @[email protected]
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      58 hours ago

      I always find tge “only on x” comments to be an incredibly stupid form as hyperbole. Either you’re an idiot who doesn’t realize people will say the same type of stuff on discords, forums, Twitter, Facebook, whatsapp, texts/dms, and a plethora of other places, or you do know and you just ignore it to criticize the platform for whatever reason.

      Since you’re attacking (as others pointed out) a decentralized platform that anyone can spin up (including Nazis and the like) by trying to make us a monolith, I’m leaning more to the first, but I guess you could just be a troll.