• @essell
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    7 days ago

    Do they look like penis or does penis look like them?

    • wia
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      56 days ago

      I would say, they look like dinkos, to us. We’re obsessed with pinguses so we see what we wanna see everywhere. And if we go to long without seeing dingdong? We’ll draw one or carve one or build one on top of a bank or a church.

    • @Pilferjinx
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      57 days ago

      Mine looks like a crab too!

      • @essell
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        66 days ago

        You’re clearly a highly evolved person.

  • @Hlodwig
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    327 days ago

    Can i put an order to do the same meme but with unfortunatly pussy-shaped gals? Bonus upvote for butt-holes looking things

    • @Death_Equity
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      67 days ago

      Slightly related, the foot of a sea anemone feels like a human cervix without the hole.

      • Iron Lynx
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        47 days ago

        And you know this how exactly?

        • @Death_Equity
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          66 days ago

          I have felt a human cervix and a sea anemone’s foot.

          • Iron Lynx
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            26 days ago

            Understandable, have a nice day ✌️

          • @reinei
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            16 days ago

            But not with the same body part right? Right‽

            • @Death_Equity
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              15 days ago

              Both were experienced with my fingers.

  • @danekrae
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    137 days ago

    Life, uh… finds a way.

  • @multifariace
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    87 days ago

    Only one of those is a reproductive organ.

        • @Death_Equity
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          26 days ago

          I hate the internet, damn AI confirmed my shit spelling.

          SMCF, you are better than the internet.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            16 days ago

            I actually corrected your pronunciation I don’t really care about the spelling.

      • M137
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        16 days ago

        How do you not know it’s the mushroom?

        • @Death_Equity
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          16 days ago

          Mushrooms don’t breed, they just spread spores. The geoduck does rely on breeding to reproduce.

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    37 days ago

    Ah, the Cambodian carnivorous penis plant. We meet again.

    • @[email protected]
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      4 days ago

      I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that was, because I’m overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.