Summary

Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old DOGE staffer recently promoted to a senior adviser role in the State Department, is reportedly the grandson of former KGB spy Valery Martynov.

Martynov was executed in the Soviet Union after being exposed as an FBI informant. Coristine, an alleged former cybercriminal, previously worked in the General Services Administration and now has potential access to sensitive diplomatic data.

Concerns have been raised over his background and apparent lack of a security check.

The situation fuels fears about foreign influence in U.S. government operations.

  • @[email protected]
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    439 hours ago

    Surely the fact that he’s 19 and a senior advisor in a state department is more damning than his lineage? And that Trump is very obviously friendly with Putin?

    I think this familial connection is just a storm in a teacup which is sitting inside a much larger storm.

    • @Placebonickname
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      U know what I was doing at 19 years old? Nothing…nothing that counted as work. I won a bacon eating contest at college and played a ton of Mario Kart 64.

    • @TankovayaDiviziya
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      Surely the fact that he’s 19 and a senior advisor in a state department is more damning than his lineage?

      Well firstly, it is the media, they love to sensationalise so they came up with this attention grabbing headline.

      And that Trump is very obviously friendly with Putin?

      At first I thought both simply have the same ideological inclination, and the speculation that Putin has a kompromat on Trump is a meme. Now, I am increasingly becoming convinced on the latter. Not even Mussolini bent this low to Hitler.

  • Jesus
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    12914 hours ago

    Big Balls looks like a Connecticut boat shoe that came to life.

    • @[email protected]
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      He looks like a half dressed toddler. Nice of him to give everyone an immediate visual cue for what they’re about to deal with, I guess.

      • @jaybone
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        1711 hours ago

        Maybe musk will start carrying him around.

    • @Veedem
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      2512 hours ago

      That’s a wonderfully specific yet accurate description. Up you go.

    • @frunch
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      Sporting that bussin’ broccoli top 🥦

    • gl4d10
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      “had to do it to 'em”

  • @grue
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    1210 hours ago

    How the Hell does someone have a background as both a cybercriminal and a GSA employee at 19? I mean, sure, you can be a cybercriminal as an adolescent. But why is the GSA even hiring anybody that young at all?

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    8515 hours ago

    [slightly off topic]

    I’m a native of the Northeastern United States and I’ve lived in numerous areas depicted in the media as being under the influence of ‘organized crime.’ To wit, Harlem, lower Manhattan, Hell’s Kitchen, and Staten Island.

    Actual tough guys never have nicknames like ‘Big Balls.’ Never. The guys you fear have names like ‘the Chin,’ or ‘Bumpy,’ or ‘Legs.’ Al Capone’s buddies called him ‘Snorky.’

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        I worked in construction and we used radios to communicate between crews. One kid insisted we call him ‘AntDawg.’ His name was Anthony.

        It’s started with ‘Labradoodle.’ He put up with that for two days before bitching he didn’t wanna be Labradoodle. Everyone agreed it was too annoying over the radio, so we all agreed to shorten it. Doodle still hates his name.

      • sp3ctr4l
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        2013 hours ago

        Pilot’s nicknames / unofficial callsigns often are as well, some kind of back handed reference to a fuck-up or troublesome character trait.

        • @Adm_Drummer
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          1512 hours ago

          Knew a pilot who’s nickname was über. Last name? Guay.

          • @ZJBlank
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            I remember watching a show about Canadian fighter pilots as a kid, one of them got the call sign “Blow” because his last name was Jobin.

            • @[email protected]
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              21 hour ago

              There was a question on Reddit many moons ago asking fighter pilots what their callsigns were and how they got them. Not a single one was something to be proud of. The only one i remember off the top of my head was ‘Squishy’ and they got the name doing CAP over Iraq and had to use the bathroom in the cockpit…

        • @Know_not_Scotty_does
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          The exception to that is one I read about a few years back about a carrier based pilot. Callsign was S T A B which stood for shit twice and bailed

          • sp3ctr4l
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            159 minutes ago

            I like that one, haha.

            Had to ‘stabilize’ his bowels, rofl.

      • @Cort
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        2114 hours ago

        Maybe that’s what this is. Like calling a fat guy slim, or a tall guy tiny. Maybe he’s used to many steroids and actually shrunk his balls

        • @halcyoncmdr
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          1714 hours ago

          Look at his photo… there’s no steroid use there. He’s just got a pair of undescended testes, they’re missing.

          • @Cort
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            Lol, I didn’t say he worked out, just that he took the steroids. Probably thinking they’d do all the work for him.

            Though your theory seems to have some merit.

            • @[email protected]
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              Allegedly Elon’s chest shape is what happens when you take HGH and don’t exercise. Not a doctor or a bodybuilder so I can’t say whether that’s true, but if the shoe fits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @[email protected]
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    1611 hours ago

    America is Putins puppet. Musk is sitting in between getting richer while Trump does Russia’s wants.

    Look at the Russian playbook. Look at the current U.S. playbook.

    Insert image of “the office <they’re the same image>.jpg here.

  • @SinningStromgald
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    It is so sad how fitting this image is and will be for the foreseeable future.

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    I don’t get this angle.

    So his grandparent was someone who on being exposed to the American way of life converted to the American side, helped America, and was killed by the Soviets for it. And they’re what, worried this previous generations pro-American views will somehow influence the kid today?

    Go with them being a cybercriminal thing, not some bizzaro sins of the father nonsense.

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      The angle is that the Overton window shifted so far right that the disagreement is now which foreigners (and secret, domestic foreigners) are to blame for the country’s decline.

    • @Serinus
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      It’s the kind of thing you’d have to disclose before getting a security clearance. And the FBI would be the ones to decide if it’s okay. Not Elon.

    • @[email protected]
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      110 hours ago

      same but it’s still super interesting on its own. spy stories and such. but also these Dept of Gastroenterology guys are not looking so vetted or reliable.

    • @nieminen
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      For real, what are the chances he even met his Grandpa.

        • @nieminen
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          I mean, I’ve seen several TV shows and movies that show that spycraft is definitely hereditary. That means that it’s definitely the case for big balls… Right?..

  • @halcyoncmdr
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    1714 hours ago

    “Big Balls” huh. This is 100% the same situation as calling the dude that can bench a school bus “Tiny”.

    Looking at a photo, this dude definitely has a pair of undescended testicles. They’re missing for sure.

    • @P1nkman
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      He’s like a dog, but his balls never dropped.

  • @saltesc
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    There’s plenty to go off here, but this is a stretch.

    My grandfathers were an RAAF pilot and a South African Navy man. None of that has anything to do with what I am. I’d be unprepared if people started attacking me about such topics as I know almost nothing about them.

    • Psaldorn
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      Counter point: KGB spies trained for the long con, having families, naturalising, bringing their kids into the system.

      In most other things lineage like that doesn’t matter, you’re right. But this one time…

      • @KazuyaDarklight
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        In this case though the KGB agent was killed by Russia for being an FBI double agent. This is a weird angle of attack. I HATE “DODGE” and this kid almost assuredly shouldn’t be in the position they are, but for other reasons.

      • @hark
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        Oh shit, he’s got that KGB DNA in him!!

    • @dipcart
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      Is it a big deal? I have no idea. It’s just one of those details that you hear and you’re like, “Yeah that sounds like a likely thing to happen with these guys.” Yeah it is a stretch but it should be reported on. The article ends with ”Is it a big deal? I have no idea. It’s just one of those details that you hear and you’re like, ‘Yeah that sounds like a likely thing to happen with these guys.’”

      • @saltesc
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        Yeah, what this article needs is some facts to base itself on.

        It could be a big deal, or also not. Nothing was presented to indicate much else, and conspiracy theories have never been much more than entertaining “what if” ideas, rarely factually pursued further.

        If it’s a big deal, present the facts as to why, otherwise I may as well be a navy man and a pilot simply by being second generation born to that. I wish that were true. Love the sky and sea.

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      A literal spy in the US in this case, by the way.

  • @Tikiporch
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    Wouldn’t they have been a double agent, if they were an FBI informant working in the KGB?

    • qprimed
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      614 hours ago

      Per Silverman’s research, Martynov was an officer in the technical espionage division of the Russian intelligence agency back in 1980, when he was sent to the United States to serve as an undercover agent at the Soviet Embassy in Washington, D.C. About two years into his stay, Martynov got flipped by the FBI and started to feed the US government Soviet secrets.

      so not a planted double agent.