Though they do have that nice spicy scent, akin to incense you’d smell at a Catholic Church, there is defo a hint of dry rot.
The intoxicating bouquet of ancient microbes you have no immunity to.
I was going to eat that mummy! 😠
The British urge to eat mummies still going strong
Well, they were eaten as medicine for centuries. Not to mention as a paint and possibly for fires…
Cat mummies have been used as fertilizer too.
My god this is an outrage, I was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go!
Described by William Dampier, a 17th-century British pirate as “extraordinary large and fat, and so sweet, that no pullet eats more pleasantly”.
How do they feel when you roll them under your tongue?
Smooth.
I don’t mind the sun sometimes, the hieroglyphs it shows,
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my gauze,
Cinnamon and sugary and softly mummified,
You never know just how to look through the all-seeing Horus eye.
Do not leave archeologists or geologists alone with a mummy.
Or any kind of Englishman.
Oh good, I was worried.
Well and good but how is Kasparov and his lilac marigolds anything to do with it.
Can I get this as a perfume? Maybe Axe could do a thing?
Relevant Smithsonian article.
I’d probably skip on the animal fat and bitumen, but cedar, juniper, and cypress all smell pretty good.
Apparently the scent could also vary slightly depending on who was being embalmed.
i dunno, musky scents like that do have their place in the perfume world, in moderation.
Axe: Spicy Pharaoh
