My coffee is in a cup. The cup is on a coaster. The coaster is on my coffee table. My coffee table also has no coffee on it. Except the coffee I spilled.
Everything? EVERYTHING??? Even your butt??? HEY GUYS! DON’T EAT OFF THIS GUYS TABLE!!! HE PUT HIS BUTT ON IT!!!
…now I see why nobody puts their coffee on that thing.
My butt especially.
I guess every table in my house is a coffee table
BE the change that you would like to see in the world… 🫠
Idk. Maybe change that?
maybe he prefers tea
Could a tiger change his stripes! Could a fish live on land! I am but a man. I stand up straight and do as I’m told but could I really abandon who, or what, it is I was born to be. No, I can not be more. I cant move the stars in the sky. For if it only that simple… if only I could change everything I believe. Nay, I need to believe.
That’s just downright disrespectful to the table. Do you respect wood?
I was skeptical at first but your story checks out.
