• ddh
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    33 hours ago

    April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.

  • @[email protected]
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    13 hours ago

    I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.

  • Monster
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    24 hours ago

    To get out of someone’s way in a store today. Not really a jump, more like a hop.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    24 hours ago

    Last time I went down the stairs at my apartment complex. Accidentally started going down on the wrong foot and wouldn’t land on the correct foot when I got off the stairs, so I jumped the last couple. Long story short, in my case it’s an autism thing more than any actual issue, so that is why I jumped.

  • Kraiden
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    148 hours ago

    Right now because I read this. And then I realised that I jumped a few days ago because my partner and I were talking about our floorboards, and by pure chance I jumped in the same place and it triggered that memory. But I wouldn’t have remembered it if I hadn’t read this and jumped now.

  • @[email protected]
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    25 hours ago

    maybe half an hour ago, when i jumped into bed. before that, i jumped up or over a few ledges on my walk home from work. wild to me that anyone is citing a timeframe longer than a day to be honest,

  • @[email protected]
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    129 hours ago

    Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.

    • @MurrayL
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      13 hours ago

      check out Mr Big Shot over here with the high ceilings

  • tymon
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    47 hours ago

    Almost every day. Whether I’m skipping a step, avoiding a puddle, panic-flailing away from a sudden pile of dog shit, or trying to grab something from a too-high shelf in my small apartment, living in Brooklyn means you’re idiot-floating more often than not

  • Shimitar
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    15 hours ago

    With my bike does it count? If so, yesterday multiple times to avoid speed bumps on the road.

  • @[email protected]
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    37 hours ago

    Last Thursday I jumped up onto a ledge at the office to take better pictures of the vaulted ceiling. We’re renting out the space so my boss asked me to take pictures.

  • @[email protected]
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    79 hours ago

    Does bounding up the stairs count? I definitely get air and I do it almost every time I go up stairs. I average about 20 flights of stairs a day.

  • @shaping
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    58 hours ago

    Literally a couple hours ago because my coworker asked the same question.

  • @[email protected]
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    38 hours ago

    The cat suddenly parked itself on the stairs. Some day, she’ll cause serious harm. Until then, pet, pet you cute assassin.

    • cheesymoonshadow
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      36 hours ago

      Our cat has been trying to kill us for 21 years. He wasn’t feeling well recently, but after a vet visit and meds, I knew he was feeling better as soon as he darted across my path and I almost tripped.