• Hemingways_Shotgun
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    2210 hours ago

    On a brighter note, I’m pretty sure Katy Perry’s boobs would look absolutely fantastic in zero gravity.

    • Psaldorn
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      149 hours ago

      Breast tissue gets more swollen in microgravity because there’s less down in your legs.

      🤷 I’m a big space and boobs fan.

    • Snot Flickerman
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      10 hours ago

      You missed the chance for making it a dad joke “on a lighter note” “in zero gravity.”

      You know, because things weigh less at suborbital heights.

      …I’ll show myself out.

  • @return2ozmaOP
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    5812 hours ago

    The world is collapsing and the rich are going to space.

    • @Kyrgizion
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      58 hours ago

      Honestly I don’t mind… as long as they stay there.

      • Glifted
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        25 hours ago

        They’re planning to come back 😑

      • Snot Flickerman
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        A rat done bit my sister Nell
        With whitey on the moon
        Her face and arms began to swell
        And whitey’s on the moon
        I can’t pay no doctor bills
        But whitey’s on the moon
        Ten years from now I’ll be payin’ still
        While whitey’s on the moon
        The man just upped my rent last night
        Cause whitey’s on the moon
        No hot water, no toilets, no lights
        But whitey’s on the moon
        I wonder why he’s upping me?
        Cause whitey’s on the moon?
        Well I was already giving him fifty a week
        With whitey on the moon
        Taxes taking my whole damn check
        Junkies making me a nervous wreck
        The price of food is going up
        And as if all that shit wasn’t enough:
        A rat done bit my sister Nell
        With whitey on the moon
        Her face and arm began to swell
        And whitey’s on the moon
        Was all that money I made last year
        For whitey on the moon?
        How come I ain’t got no money here?
        Hmm! Whitey’s on the moon
        Y’know I just 'bout had my fill
        Of whitey on the moon
        I think I’ll send these doctor bills
        Airmail special
        To whitey on the moon.

        -Gil Scott-Heron

  • Laser
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    811 hours ago

    Hopefully goes like the challenger