…and in the darkness bind them.
Kinky
Friends forever.
Sauron & the elves knew that including stinky hobbitses into the marriage would never work.
Not sure why orcs didn’t get any tho.
Wait… did it wed them by race, or did it wed the 9 men, the 7 dwarves, the 3 elves, and Sauron all together? Because unless I’m mistaken, Galadriel is the only woman amongst them, and I would not envy her.
The three elven rings were made after by a wannabe so by law they don’t join the polycule anyway. So no Gandalf, Galadriel or Elrond. Or they make a thruple.
I honestly didn’t even know that. Thanks!
Year, Sauron didn’t forge the elven ones, … but also they weren’t finger rings so women were excluded.
I wonder what the Ring wraiths do on their down time? Watch some rugby? Play snooker?
Anything to fill that void
You may now kiss the brides.
Big love