• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    482 days ago

    Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.

    Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

    • @[email protected]
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      192 days ago

      What’s special

      UPDATING THE KITCHEN REVITALIZING THE OUTDOOR SPACE

      yeah those are the only two things needed and voilà, a dream home!

    • Diplomjodler
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      182 days ago

      They started out sane but then started tweaking.

  • @CuddlyCassowary
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    192 days ago

    Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!

    • @[email protected]
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      122 days ago

      Same here! They definitely put a fair amount of deliberate work into that aesthetic, and I’d love to see how they decorated and furnished some of those rooms.

  • SSTF
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    82 days ago

    The interior looks like a trendy, wannabe-upscale Mexican restaurant staffed entirely by hipsters who don’t know how to make good Mexican food.

  • burgersc12
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    132 days ago

    Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??

    • @BigDaddySlim
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      122 days ago

      Well of course, if it was made from Linux it would leak everywhere since it’s open source. You gotta have closed source to keep the water in, hence the Windows.

      Or maybe I’m just confused

  • @RonnyZittledong
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    172 days ago

    There is a lot I would change about the house but I kinda dig the vibe

    • @shalafi
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      142 days ago

      At first I thought, “I could live with that, get creative on changing stuff for cheap.” But it kept getting worse and worse and worse.

      I’d still love to own that property.

    • @[email protected]
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      32 days ago

      I mean right it’s weird and not what I would do. But you know that the person who did it was in love with idea and it’s nice to see that kind of passion.

  • @[email protected]
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    92 days ago

    Maybe I just have bad taste but at least half of this type of “eclectic” style I actually like. Some of it is just trashy and gaudy, but some of it is just more interesting to look at than regular old “house” style

    • @captainlezbian
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      12 days ago

      Yeah some was ugly, but sincere, other was not so bad

  • @PumaStoleMyBluff
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    102 days ago

    Looks like a “modern American” restaurant that serves room temperature fries and beer

  • @Lenggo
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    31 day ago

    This looks like someone goes to a lot of punk shows and was really inspired by the aesthetic. I’ve seen this style in too many local bar/concert halls. Not enough sharpie writing and stickers in the bathroom though

  • @Know_not_Scotty_does
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    52 days ago

    Did anyone else watch “Monster House” on the discovery channel in the late 90s/early 00s? They did this kind of stuff all the time.