I maybe have enough clothes for 3 loads of laundry

I genuinely thought they just slid a credit card through a crack in the case

See also: “Good job, sport!”

I liked using this after my ex called me daddy lol, got a good laugh out of both of us

And the UK is that awkward member that left the polycule but still lives in the house

This is definitely what this ad is for and I kind of resent seeing it now.

All of mine are currently full of raspberries, so it pays off!

Start stealing burgers so they know you’re not willing to pay the current price

Probably because showing your email regex publicly is a great way to get 1000 messages about obscure edge cases you’re not handling 😛

Good chance the people eating fish heads are cooking them

Fish bones are pretty tiny, if you eat fish even semi-regularly, you’ve probably eaten hundreds of bones without even noticing.

It sounds specifically designed to replicate the viral Iowa video.

Sony patents game console with embedded credit card skimmer, with child-friendly features

I still see it a lot on baked goods trying to market themselves as “premium”, I think mostly just because it’s different than the run of the mill plastic.

Haha what if they do actually start texting you but it doesn’t convince you you’re not a burden and you keep that up for six years and then you text them out of the blue and they thought maybe you had died?

We all do that right?

Jesus, I don’t care what it does to the image quality, I just don’t ever want 4 lenses on the back of my phone

I wish, mine have been infested with Occlupanids

Tbh it’s deeper than that, it’s colonial Roman bullshit. Welsh (and Gaelic) persisted through the spread of both Italic and Germanic languages which enveloped the rest of Western Europe, so it looks and sounds alien to virtually everyone else nearby. Bit of a badge of honor imo

As long as Castro is brought into federal custody in Minnesota, he will also face state charges. He only nearly dodged them because he was in Texas.

It unironically has been incredibly laggy this week.

You guys are getting pie!?