• go $fsck yourself
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    59 hours ago

    It would look like this

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    Kidding. No real shade. It was just too good of a joke to pass up.

  • @fulcrummed
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    1412 hours ago

    I hate to say it, but maybe we should acknowledge the elephant in the room… and ask them how they’d wear it.

    • @ByteJunk
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      67 hours ago

      The correct answer was 3??

  • DreamButt
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    3317 hours ago

    The first one ofc

  • @idiomaddict
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    1918 hours ago

    Trick question, it would be a normally shaped and sized clown nose, stuck to the above the trunk area, a couple inches below the eyes

  • Rayquetzalcoatl
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    616 hours ago

    It’s got to be the first one, only because I don’t believe they make red noses as big as the second one, and a red nose condom is just unconscionable

  • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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    517 hours ago

    They would put two between their legs and resume hiding in cherry trees.

  • @[email protected]
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    316 hours ago

    1st and 2nd are prettt much the same thing, just one nose is tiny and one is huge.

    It definitely wouldn’t be the third one