- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
Summary
Scientists at Colossal Biosciences have genetically modified mice to develop woolly hair, a step toward engineering Asian elephants with woolly mammoth traits.
Using genome editing, they altered fertilized mouse eggs and embryonic stem cells before implanting them into surrogates.
They disrupted nine genes linked to hair color, texture, and growth, producing mice with long, golden-brown coats but no confirmed cold tolerance.
Experts remain skeptical, noting mammoth de-extinction requires more genetic changes and behavioral considerations, with some arguing conservation efforts should take priority.
Wasn’t there a curly golden mouse a while ago?
Forget the mammoths. I want this now.
They considered it. And then they had edibles and were like, “Fuck yeah, let’s make some wooly mice at work tomorrow.”
I mean, they are cute a shit though.
Damn those mice are cute
Soon–
“When reached for comment, the first new woolly mammoth said, ‘Why the hell did you me back? This place sucks.’”
A fucking stupid vanity project. By a megalomaniac.