• @hedge_lord
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    31 day ago

    “Yoshi” is a lie created by the CIA. His real name is Alfonso Alfredo and I was friends with him as a child. Even then I knew something was off about the kid, always carrying around those weird eggs. How was I supposed to know where he was getting them?

  • @[email protected]
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    182 days ago

    do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

  • @CluckN
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    82 days ago

    I like the post about the guy who did ambien and woke up with a completely built bathroom cabinet.

  • @bran_buckler
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    52 days ago

    When was the second coming of Yoshi prophesied in the holy texts?

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      22 days ago

      1972, if you accept that the second coming is not a dinosaur/lizard but is instead a jazz club