• @toynbee
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    15 hours ago

    When I met the woman who is now my wife, instead of using <3, she would use <&. This reminded me of the graphic of the mouse from the classic game Rodent’s Revenge. As a result, sometimes instead of saying more traditional expressions of love - textually or verbally - we will simply say “mouse heart.”

    • @essell
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      1219 hours ago

      Could you explain it for the thickos like me?

      • @[email protected]
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        3419 hours ago

        The answer is that you type 2 characters to make a heart, which are the less than symbol < and 3, when together make a heart <3 And that’s only 2 characters, which is less than 3. So the answer is both the instructions on how to type a heart and the number of characters required to type a heart.

      • .Donuts
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        19 hours ago

        <3 looks like a heart on its side. Mathematically speaking, it means less than 3. And since it’s 2 characters, that means the heart is less than 3, or <3

        Edit: I love how three of us decided to explain at the same time in three different ways.

        How many lemmings does it take to explain a joke? At least 3, it seems!

  • @[email protected]
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    16 hours ago

    I’m old enough to remember when S2 was the common way to draw a heart…

    …which ironically is also less than three characters!

  • @shrodes
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    1621 hours ago

    This feels like something Neil deGrasse Tyson would write.

    You can kiss yourself in the mirror. But only on the lips.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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        316 hours ago

        Plus, I’m a programmer and type <>, (), {}, and [] enough that I have them bound to non-shift keys. So even if we were counting keystrokes, it’d still be fewer than three on my keyboard.

        • @[email protected]
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          15 hours ago

          You also have to include how many mouse clicks/keys you used yo bind them to non-shift keys

          • What, are you saying we’re counting one-time configuration costs? If so, the hundred or so configuration clicks are still utterly dwarfed by the tens of thousands of saved keystrokes. Statistical noise.

            Anyway, I ruined the joke by correcting the grammar. “Less than 3” is “<3”, whether it took a hundred keystrokes to type or not. “Fewer than three” breaks the joke.