i have a deeper reasoning behind this but will not provide it, cuz this way it sounds way more funny.
Except it looks like a mushroom. Now I’m scared to imagine what your cock looks like.
imagine in it in your mouth for all i care
I’m trying to, but due to the shape it just wouldn’t fit.
i have a microdick so you’re wrong
IDK, C4 is usually square and people blow shit up with it all the time. You sure people don’t just enjoy the thrill of wielding destructive power?
at this point youre so downvoted, you might as well provide the deeper reasoning
read about it in a book. cant remember now.
Link to book? (I can read)
i forgot
Something something phallic something immasculating something something patriarchy.
You’re not wrong. Men wouldn’t be half a enthusiastic about the real dumb stuff if phallic symbology weren’t somehow involved.
As evidence, I present: trailer hitch balls.
glad someone gets it
