Make it a good one.

  • @BreadOven
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    128 minutes ago

    Let the Cuban missile crisis actually happen?

  • @Sho
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    144 minutes ago

    Stop Hitler’s parents from getting together in the first place.

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    11 hour ago

    Lowkey, just travelling back may be enough with the amount of diseases we would carry with us

  • @froh42
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    44 hours ago

    My name is Friedrich Trump (aka Frederick Trump) and I already did that and even had a nice hump.

  • @LouNeko
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    136 hours ago

    Go to back to the big bang. You presence alone will butterfly effect the earth out of existence.

  • @count_dongulus
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    13 hours ago

    Buy a cheap pistol, go back in time, and shoot Gutenberg.

    We’d still be living in medieval times.

  • @esc27
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    Shoot Arch Duke Ferdinand. Few people even now about it today, but he was subject to a horribly mangled assassination attempt that many scholars belive would have set off a major war in Europe had he died.

  • HobbitFoot
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    44 hours ago

    Bring COVID and HIV to the USA in 1929.

    Maybe Zika as well.

  • @[email protected]
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    02 hours ago

    Give the ancient civilization ruled by the most evil ruler modern weaponry and explain how it works

    • @[email protected]
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      248 minutes ago

      Your plan fails and the proletariat rise up and seize the weapos. You return back to a world of gay space communism.

  • @[email protected]
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    86 hours ago

    Bring knowledge of CFCs to a time when we’re able to make them but not able to detect the ozone problems they cause.

  • How much power do I have?

    If I could divert the asteroid that resulted in the K-T event, that’d drastically change history. It may not have stopped dinosaurs from eventually going extinct, but it’d have given them 33 million more years more to evolve, and would certainly have affected mammalian evolutionary history. Maybe, just maybe, raptors would have gotten smart enough.

    Ooh! Take back a lot of ravens. They’re almost smart enough already. Heck, I wonder if taking ravens back even earlier would be enough for them to evolve into something dominant. Problem is, they’re not particularly social, and I think that’s been our greatest advantage.

    Or: introduce modern octopus to ancient oceans.

    Stopping the K-T event is my favorite, though. It would absolutely have changed how life on Earth has evolved since.

    30M years between extinction events is about all you get, though.

        • @CheeseNoodle
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          Crows are really communal though so might be a better bet for human like intelligence in the long run. Magpies too, not because they’d help but because they are both intelligent and total jerks so even the eventual crow people wouldn’t get to be happy thus maximizing the chaos.

  • I really like this question. So: rather than killing Hitler, what if, instead, you killed Stalin? Was it inevitable that a strongman dictator would have taken over, and ruined the potential of communism? I guess we have evidence that the answer is “yes,” in the form of Mao, but weren’t the Chinese communist party(s) greatly influenced by the Soviet model? What if Russia had, instead, developed a more democratic system of government - was it possible, and couldn’t it have affected how China’s developed? But, maybe it is always inevitable that dictators emerge from internal revolutions like this.

    Here’s another scenario: what if you stopped Oswald, and prevented Kennedy from being assassinated? He was popular, and likely to win a second term. What would 4 (~5) more years of Kennedy look like?

    • @[email protected]
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      84 hours ago

      My favorite version of “killing Hitler” is instead of murder, blackmail the school dean so Hitler gets admitted to art school. Goodbye genocidal tyrant, hello moderately successful landscape painter!

    • @GoatTnder
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      66 hours ago

      Check out the show 11.22.63 on Hulu. Exactly about preventing the Kennedy assassination and the fallout from that choice. Seriously good!

  • Miles O'Brien
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    109 hours ago

    Go punt kick the first fish back into the ocean as it tries to waddle it’s fat ass out of the water.

    I know that’s not how evolution works but I can dream… Life would likely be vastly different given such a long period of time with something like that changing either way.

  • ThePowerOfGeek
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    7213 hours ago

    Go back in time and do something to prevent Vasily Aleksandrovich Arkhipov from becoming the Executive Officer on the B-59 Soviet nuclear sub in October 1962. He’s the guy who talked the Captain and the Political Officer out of launching the nukes when they thought they were being attacked by the US Navy during the Cuban Missile Crisis. His persuasiveness is generally considered to have avoided WWIII from starting then.