• ArxCyberwolf
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    4112 hours ago

    What a completely reasonable and absolutely not wasteful use of police time and resources! “Hello, 911? My house is being robbed!” “Sorry, no officers are available because they’re at the Tesla dealership”

    • DaveyRocket
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      910 hours ago

      Serve and Protect (the rich and their property through a taxpayer subsidy)

      No one reads the fine print.

  • @Gammelfisch
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    2512 hours ago

    Yeah sure…the thin blue line is BS. The police always protect the wealthy property owners and bust up the working class. I believe Netflix has a US police history documentary and who they side with during upheavals.

    • @[email protected]
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      1511 hours ago

      the thin blue line means they won’t snitch on each other’s crimes… that’s the line they won’t cross….
      which makes them literally a criminal conspiracy

  • @bruhssa
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    1611 hours ago

    “We are not wasting tax money here!”

  • @Sarmyth
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    3013 hours ago

    I’d be so pissed if I lived in Chicago. What a waste of funding.

  • @Lancerllott
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    4314 hours ago

    20-some officers protecting shitty hunks of metal, when there’s murderers, rapists, pedofiles, and human traffickers roaming free. This image perfectly sums up their commitment to protecting the Lifestyles of the Rich and Fascist over the rest of us.

    • @[email protected]
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      no, no, most of the pedophiles and human traffickers were standing in a neat little line with hands by their sides when this photo was taken, not roaming or doing said acts.

      edit: wait, chicago, so there are probably a bunch more of them not accounted for in this picture.

  • Queen HawlSera
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    710 hours ago

    When you’re very closed to the end-game and previously safe town areas are now spawning enemies, and the music is more ominous.

  • @boaratio
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    38 hours ago

    Class traitors. All of them.

  • @[email protected]
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    39 hours ago

    Native here, and yeah the Chicago police union is basically its own damned shadow government. Fuck these pigs.

  • @[email protected]
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    3915 hours ago

    The Police in USA are there to protect Capital Interests. Their job to keep the status quo.

  • @[email protected]
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    4817 hours ago

    Man, look at that pile of tax money.

    So I guess, if you want to commit a real crime you just threaten the Tesla dealership then go do your business elsewhere

    • @shalafi
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      Nah, most likely Tesla money. Most often when you see police performing a “private” function like this they’re being paid by the requesting party.

      Just like cops escorting a funeral procession or directing traffic for a church or private school, they’re paid by whoever requested the service. Police departments are like any business. They got payroll to meet, obligations to cover, etc. They can’t just yank cops from their normal duties for shit like this. They use off-duty or “*retired” officers.

      Say what you will about capital hiring rent-a-cops, but they’re probably not doing this on our dime.

      * Buddy of mine was briefly a cop, could still strap on the uniform to escort a funeral or the like.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        413 hours ago

        To corroborate your buddy’s story: Trump repeatedly refused to pay for the extra police needed for his rallies.

      • @Sarmyth
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        If that’s the case… it’s better, but I really would rather them not be able to wear the uniform or have police powers off duty outside of an emergency.

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    2616 hours ago

    Just have some peaceful protesters staying on the other side of the street and have them in shifts, do nothing else. Waste the police resources until they give up and leave.

    • @[email protected]
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      This is the way

      Even more fun if they just stand there quietly holding foam bricks.

    • @[email protected]
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      915 hours ago

      This seems very easy. Do it over a week with people camping there and cops will realize protecting a POS is really not worth the resources.

  • @Ydna
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    3417 hours ago

    Red rover red rover, send molotov right over

  • @madcaesar
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    Police, on the wrong side of everything, since the start of time.

      • comfy
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        310 hours ago

        Their choice is to continue their career as a police officer. Obviously they will need to take some job to support themselves or a family, but there are so many options which don’t require them to be a defense force of a harmful system, enforcing broken laws and harassing those who protest against it.

        • @[email protected]
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          Do you have a job? Does it require you to do things you don’t want to do? Would you rather sit on your ass than stand outside of a car dealership all day? For most including the police the answer to all of these is “yes”.

      • @madcaesar
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        2718 hours ago

        Poor summer child…

      • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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        I mean, they chose to sign up.

        As far as I know, there is not such thing as a “Police Conscription”.

        Nobody gets drafted to become a cop.

          • @inbeesee
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            ‘i was just following orders’

            The point is choosing to be a cop is the problem. Theoretically cops protect the population from criminals, but in reality they protect the interests of billionaires who routinely harm as they will to make money. The best reading here is they’re coerced by money to be a cop, but that’s just a greater condemnation on everything the US stands for.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        Cue: David Attenborough

        “And here we see Dora the Explorer on an acid trip. Notice how she’s completely incapable of resisting licking her monkey, Boots. Even Swiper feels sorry for poor, wet, Boots.”