Imagine becoming homeless not because you couldn’t make ends meet, but because your believed in magic.
I like to think of these people as young aspiring magicians searching for the right magic words to alter the world around them. Yet forever failing.
My suggestion is that you start packing.
They heard you, but thought you said start pooping in the corners.
Without seeing the documents they sent it is not possible to know what they did wrong. I can only guess improper capitalization, wrong shade of red, improper comma usage, incorrect font size and/or type etc. The possibilities are endless. Clearly we need to see what they sent in.
Or they could just make their mortgage payment.
I think the red font may have been at the wrong angle
Thumbprint at a 44⁰ angle instead of 45⁰. That’ll get ya every time.
Wrong. They check forgot to print this on the back of the envelope:
You gotta spoiler tag that shit or the feds are gonna get ya!
Sorry!
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How does someone like this even get qualified for a loan in the first place?
I assume they had a stroke or began severely abusing drugs after securing the loan. Or, more likely, it was a super predatory loan from a shady bank given to someone who was pretty clearly mentally unfit to commit to taking on that amount of debt.
My first, and only really, suggestion is- pay your bill.
