It was unilaterally declared by my grandmother sometime when I was small. NATO has yet to issue an injunction so I believe the ruling stands, under international law.

Forced lobotomies and facial disfigurations.

Fix the bell curve in your favor.

You know you’re talking to a mirror, right :)

I ate ALL of my veggies even though they’re icky and did ALL of my homework even though it was hard. Momma said that makes me handsome and smart.

I started lying to myself

not smart and not handsome, sadly. i’m definitely somewhat average in both camps.