• @supernight52
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    921 day ago

    Jesus, my heart dropped for a second because this legitimately seems like something this admin would/will do.

    • @espentan
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      301 day ago

      Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!

      • @grue
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        61 day ago

        Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.

          • @supernight52
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            21 day ago

            A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.

            Wait. Nope, sorry- I’m thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 day ago

        More likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren’t allowed to leave the country as they are now property.

    • RejZoR
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      101 day ago

      With current Murican administration, The Onion wipes out the line between fiction and reality.

  • @Snowclone
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    211 day ago

    Stop with this kind of headline your making me panic about this shit more than it already is panic inducing!!!

  • Onno (VK6FLAB)
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    171 day ago

    Our planet is in a sad state when a headline like this could actually be real and the author of it needs to be commended for making the observation in such an effective way.

    • @PunkiBas
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      61 day ago

      Shit, With this sad state of affairs I’d happily be surprised If it doesn’t end up being one of those 'the onion was right" articles…

  • @[email protected]
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    51 day ago

    I genuenly can’t tell if this is real or not? If this is real this is some serious brainwashing.