Employees of the U.S. Department of Education received an email on Tuesday advising them to vacate all department offices by 6 p.m. Staff members were instructed by the department’s Office of Security, Facilities and Logistics to plan to work from home on Wednesday.

The email included little explanation, saying department offices would be closed “for security reasons” and would reopen Thursday.

  • @[email protected]
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    532 days ago

    They’re bringing in the doges douches with their equipment to harvest data, but don’t want so many eyes this time

  • @Sanctus
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    282 days ago

    Just sending them home before they close the entire agency

    • Snot Flickerman
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      61 day ago

      Well there’s been all that news about them wanting to sell Federal buildings.

      It could be exactly that, they may even have intent for them to come back after the sale and when they’re paying fucking rent to a private company for access to it.

      • @Sanctus
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        41 day ago

        Isnt that just so much more efficient?

    • @Trimatrix
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      382 days ago

      Normally I would agree. But this is one of those rare instances I say, “Oh shit something is up.” Rather than saying, “How progressive of our government to pilot remote work!”

    • Lem Jukes
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      161 day ago

      This isn’t “remote work” this is “don’t come in tomorrow so we can do all kinds of shady shit without so many prying eyes.”

    • @Yawweee877h444
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      Agreed but it’s doubtful that’s what they’re actually doing.

    • @gibmiser
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      62 days ago

      DOGE was also pushing the return to work stuff. Return or you’re fired

  • @Bieren
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    21 day ago

    Return to office or be fired. Sell the federal buildings. Tell the DoE to work remote….totally not for doge to do shady shit. They are sending some mixed signals here. But I’m sure his worshippers are beating their meat as hard as they can to this while staring at their lifesize Trump cutout….in a totally not gay way.