• FauxPseudo OP
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      31 day ago

      I would never shoot into the sky. What goes up must come down.

      • zoey
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        422 hours ago

        Voyager 1 is shaking right now

        • FauxPseudo OP
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          322 hours ago

          Not my gravity well, not my problem.

  • Chris
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    722 hours ago

    Did this dude just extort eggs from birds at gunpoint?

    • FauxPseudo OP
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      522 hours ago

      Obviously the cats. Not the birds.

  • Synapse
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    271 day ago

    I didn’t know cats could lay so many eggs !

    • FauxPseudo OP
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      171 day ago

      Do a stool sample for parasites and you will find all kinds of eggs coming from cats.

    • FauxPseudo OP
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      11 day ago

      If it means I get to turn that into a vehicle to tell him off then I’m okay with that.

  • @dastechniker
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    11 day ago

    green egg near the front! Easter Eggers my beloved :)

    • FauxPseudo OP
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      31 day ago

      Good eye. We have two Easter eggers but one of them lays very thin shelled eggs that seldom survive. And the other one isn’t much better.

      • @dastechniker
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        11 day ago

        Aw, shame. I’ve found feeding mine eggshells helps their shells thicken, but I don’t know how much that would help yours. Tell them I said hello!

        • FauxPseudo OP
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          11 day ago

          There is no shortage of shells for them to eat. My wife will scramble or hard boil and mash a bunch of the reject eggs, shells and all, and feed them to the birds.