• @[email protected]
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    311 year ago

    Another way of thinking about it: You may have nothing to hide, but there are people who will use the dirt they have on you to make false accusations and fuck you over for their own gain.

  • @bleph
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    241 year ago

    I, for one, welcome our new toilet-watching overlords

  • @FireRetardant
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    221 year ago

    After my visit to the porcelain throne, it is they who will feel fear.

  • DeveloperKai
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    201 year ago

    Assert dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst shitting.

    • Bakkoda
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      121 year ago

      Hopefully it has audio because I love yelling hulk smash when I drop one off.

  • BlinkerFluid
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    161 year ago

    “He’s just sitting there smiling at the camera…”

    “Four hours, there’s a line. We have no idea what to do!”

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    121 year ago

    They left the seat up, so yeah they do

    • @esadatari
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      171 year ago

      “why did he sit down on it to shit even with the seat up?”

      the person monitoring it hasn’t been able to sleep for ten days since the no seat incident.

  • @Imgonnatrythis
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    61 year ago

    I still find people act more naturally with the smaller x10 models.