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  • @xantoxis
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    892 years ago

    I’m gonna need both of these guys to suffer irreparable brain damage.

    • @Ciaocibai
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      If they actually fight Zuck is absolutely going to wipe the floor with Musk. A black belt in BJJ is no joke. Plus I’m pretty sure he’s a robot too.

      • @Cabrio
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        262 years ago

        He’s really Boston dynamics T-600, this is just the first time they’re implementing his combat routines.

      • @Lauchs
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        122 years ago

        I had no idea Zuckerberg actually had some experience. Now I absolutely need to see this happen.

        • @Selmafudd
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          72 years ago

          Yeah I don’t think Muckerberg knew either which is why he got his mum to stop the fight for him

      • @Lauchs
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        32 years ago

        Holy lord I had no idea you could comment with pictures!

  • @breadsmasher
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    702 years ago

    Claims to not have time to work out

    Works out at work

    muskyboi genius strikes again

    • Flying Squid
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      Also, somehow he has time to tweet about random bullshit all day.

        • Flying Squid
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          162 years ago

          “I don’t have time to exercise, someone is wrong on the internet!”

      • Margot Robbie
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        72 years ago

        Some famous people just have a lot of spare time to do things.

    • @Nouveau_Burnswick
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      232 years ago

      No no, he’s not working out at work, he just brings the weighs to work.

      I assume he just leaves them in the back of his car.

      • @[email protected]
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        I honestly think that’s what he’s saying. Between that and the walrus comment I’m like 99.9% sure he’s leaving these “jokes” to fall back on when he doesn’t fight. He’ll just say “dude they were all jokes. I mean the walrus? Come on. You’re the ridiculous one for taking it serious.”

  • @NeroAngra
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    682 years ago

    Can we please not give either of these douches attention?

    • @seejur
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      452 years ago

      If giving the fight attention gives us even a small probability of one of them getting brain damage, this is one of the few times I’m willing to give them attention

      • @[email protected]
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        Zuck will destroy that man baby and it won’t be close.

        And you know what?

        Zuckerberg, you scary reptile man, I’ll vote for you if you internally decapitate Musk. That’s my offer.

      • Flying Squid
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        122 years ago

        Are we sure neither of them already have brain damage? One is an emotionless robot and the other is a babbling moron.

        • @pozbo
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          42 years ago

          Just cross referenced these claims and both specimens fit both descriptions.

      • @atticus88th
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        82 years ago

        Imagine a world if Donald Trump actually had billions of dollars …

        Thats what would happen if one of these douchers gets brain damage.

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    “1001, 1002, 1003! Oh, Miss Corningstone! I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back. Ohh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.” -Elon Musk

    • @Lauchs
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      142 years ago

      I see him as an “infinity… infinity plus one… infinity plus two…” kinda counter.

      • GladiusB
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        22 years ago

        He would use letters just to be contrary. Just like he named his kid with numbers. Must be fun to be rich as hell and do whatever pops in your head.

  • kitonthenet
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    Absolutely not I am not rehabilitating Mark “Cambridge Analytica” Zuckerberg by calling him “Zuck”

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    Bringing your personal meme bullshit issues to work and focusing on that instead of your job. Great work ethic Elon!

  • @hOrni
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    32 years ago

    I’ve seen Musk’s pictures from the beach. That man has not worked out once in his life. Nor did he ever work in his life.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m really hoping for a fatality, maybe two. One might be enough if the survivor goes to prison for a long time.

    But man, this bullshit about “I don’t have time to work out”, from the asshat who is shitposting all day every day? The guy whose companies only seem to do well when he’s too distracted to get involved and interfere in their operations? Who is he trying to fool? Who are the fools who are actually taken in by that bullshit?