• aeronmelon
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    6 days ago

    “And just like that, my house had glory.”

    “Glory happens.”

    “For some reason, I just started killing in the name of the Empire.”

    “WHY ARE YOU IN MY ARMY PRIVATE??”

    “TO BRING GLORY TO THE EMPIRE, DRILL SERGEANT!!”

    “YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT!!”

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    5 days ago

    Life is like a bowl of gagh; best to take a bite while it’s still wriggling.

  • ScrollerBall
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    5 days ago

    Mama always said, life is like a box of live gagh; Only a true warrior can overcome its resistance to eat his fill