• @[email protected]
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      Or as Daddy Picard said: “You can do everything right and still lose. It is what it is.”

      Real quote:

      “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”

  • Ensign Rick
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    111 year ago

    Don’t put off something you need to do because tomorrow their will always be something else.

  • southsamurai
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    101 year ago

    Don’t put your dick in anything you don’t want to wake up next to

      • southsamurai
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        51 year ago

        Look, I don’t know what you have against fruitarians, but I don’t appreciate kink shaming like that ;)

      • MrGerrit
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        21 year ago

        I no, why did you have to make me think of that again?! I was just about to go to sleep…

  • @VicVinegar
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    41 year ago

    Your problem is you’re in love. You’re too young to be in love. There’s too many putas out there.

    • candyman337
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      01 year ago

      Not true, you just have to know how to move to keep the momentum good, stamina is more important than working out, also foreplay also does a lot

      • @half_built_pyramids
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        41 year ago

        Are you another dad overhearing my conversation with my offspring and interjecting with this observation?

        Are you pantomiming when you say stamina?

        What are your hand gestures when you stay foreplay?

        • candyman337
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          21 year ago

          There’s a difference between just working out and building stamina

          • @[email protected]
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            11 year ago

            There are many workout regimens. How do you build stamina without doing anything that would be considered working out? Jogging is working out.

              • @[email protected]
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                11 year ago

                What distinction? No one mentioned strength training, they just said working out. You don’t build stamina without working out. What distinction are you talking about?

                • candyman337
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                  21 year ago

                  When most people think working out, they think lifting weights, so I think the distinction of stamina training should be mentioned

  • @Syll
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    31 year ago

    Go to bed