Bite my shiny metal ass
This should be at the top!!
Shutup baby, i know it
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
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Shut up baby I know it
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I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Do a flip!
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.
I watched that one last night!
Me, Bender.
I am bender. Please, insert girder.
