This should be in the running for worst movie ever made. It’s a 90 minute advertisement for Amazon Prime and Microsoft Teams, probably written by AI, and has zero tension building with the worst CGI alien robots I can remember in a film. Plot holes galore, like how Microsoft is still functioning when everything else on the internet isn’t.

HOWEVER, as a dystopian horror, it’s pretty solid. Most of the NSA tech probably exists, the sounds of a Teams call are haunting given my tech job, and if an Amazon drone is the only thing standing between us and total destruction, we should welcome the end.

That’s John Carpenter’s The Thing, though.

Unfortunately, I’m certain I’ll end up watching this due to circumstances beyond my control. But in my defense, watching it will ultimately spare me from having to watch Another Sandler Movie Part Two, so overall it’s a price I’m willing to pay. The things I do to keep the peace.

Context?

Just watched it last night. It was definitely NOT “the greatest alien movie of all time.”

That’s the look you have when you realize that someone thinks that POS movie you shot for the paycheck during Covid is being called “the greatest alien movie of all time.”

You better answer

I was very confused when I saw the thumbnail of this then read the synopsis. Then I saw the abysmal rating.

What? No way this is better than Feeders.

Give that forehead an egot!