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The unmanned craft was due to make a soft landing on the Moon’s south pole, but failed after encountering problems as it moved into its pre-landing orbit.

It was Russia’s first Moon mission in almost 50 years.

Russia has been racing to the Moon’s south pole against India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land on there next week.

No country has ever landed on the south pole before, although both the US and China have landed softly on the Moon’s surface.

No report on whether or not Russia was attempting to use repurposed anti-ship missiles like the ones they use to attack schools and hospitals here on Earth.

  • Che Banana
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    292 years ago

    Obviously it was not a moon rocket, but a Drone aimed for Kiev.

        • @NOT_RICK
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          132 years ago

          The moon was standing there, MENACINGLY!

          • pancakes
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            2 years ago

            The moon was encroaching on our sovereign territory.

      • Che Banana
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        -12 years ago

        my mistake, surely

        I mean its obvious, now that you’ve pointed it out. really. good work there. super neat. well done.

    • ArxCyberwolf
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      22 years ago

      The Moon looked too much like a kindergarten. The lander got confused.

  • @MrNesser
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    272 years ago

    The US should put a lander together out of trash for shits and giggles and have it land perfectly.

    • @[email protected]
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      82 years ago

      A 1979 TV show about a guy who put together a junk spaceship to salvage junk from the moon: Salvage 1.

      My teenage self found it entertaining at the time. Hmmm, now where did I leave my parrot? I wonder if he could help me find a copy…

    • @[email protected]
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      72 years ago

      Or just land people in a few years. They’re working on a several hundred ton lander right now!

      • @[email protected]
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        22 years ago

        Not coincidentally none of the space agencies out there that are capable of this would find it worth their time to launch a mission just to teabag another nation.

          • @[email protected]
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            None of the space agencies in the 1950s would be capable of landing gently on a crashed spacecraft.

            In the 1950s they had the interest but not the capability. Today they have the capably but not the interest.

    • cassetti
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      Well, I mean NASA pulled a spare mars rover out of their R&D testing labs, modified it’s toolset a bit, and sent it to Mars for a second soft landing (didn’t they use a sky-crane for both rover deployments?). I’d say that takes a bit more skill than landing on the Moon. But I don’t play Kerbal Space Program enough to know how much

    • @[email protected]
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      62 years ago

      Nobody walked away from that landing, so it definitely wasn’t a good one. The fact that there was nobody to walk away from the landing is a mere technicality.

    • Ann Archy
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      32 years ago

      I now have flashbacks to computer games in the early 80’s.

  • @TrismegistusMx
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    192 years ago

    I always suspected that it was just a missile painted like a rocket.

    • @[email protected]
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      122 years ago

      It launched on a soyuz, which has an extremely long history. It first launched in 67. All rockets back then had icbm roots or aspirations. But for a long time all icbms use solid propellent for better long term storage rather than liquid propellant like soyuz.

      • @TrismegistusMx
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        22 years ago

        I hear you saying that they’re very similar platforms. I’m saying that the neccesary differences that would make it a scientific rocket were simply missing, an empty shell, a smokeshow.

        • @[email protected]
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          22 years ago

          What differences? The difference between icbms and rockets to launch to space is usually the time it takes to get the rocket ready to launch, and how long it can be stored for.

          • @TrismegistusMx
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            02 years ago

            Scientific instruments, sufficient navigation technology, communications

            • @[email protected]
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              62 years ago

              That’s on the satellite itself, not the launch vehicle. As far as I know, there’s no commonality between the lander and the multiple reentry vehicle upper stages of rockets. Here’s more about the lander: https://youtu.be/XM8bJsqCLYQ

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    192 years ago

    It seems that a dish washer’s controller isn’t suitable for moon landing after all.

    • Pneuma
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      82 years ago

      They should’ve upgraded it to the Logitech G F710

    • @[email protected]
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      12 years ago

      If a dishwasher had any chip capable of processing anything at all it would be suitable, which is pretty funny.

      • @SheeEttin
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        102 years ago

        Most modern dishwashers have some kind of processor, and yes they’d be perfectly capable of handling the necessary computations.

  • @[email protected]
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    142 years ago

    As someone fond of science, its kinda heart breaking as many people spends decades of work to make this stuff and their dreams get crushed when these fail. Hope they fix and launch another one.

    • AlexTheTurtle
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      102 years ago

      Failures are a part of science! I hope russian scientist dont lose their funding and can continue to contribute to space exploration.

        • @[email protected]
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          42 years ago

          It’s amazing how the funding for space exploration just magically appears when nationalist pissing contests are a go-go. But healthcare? How could we possibly afford it?

          • Ann Archy
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            32 years ago

            Both should be extensively funded, I think.

            • @[email protected]
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              Whether they should is a thing unworthy of consideration - if they don’t it means we have no use for states at all. The interesting thing is whether they could if they wanted to. And the answer to that is yes - they could. The fact of the matter is that they do not want to.

  • @Aurix
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    132 years ago

    The russian wording on the mission failure is something to behold. Luna-25 “ceased its existence”.

  • @[email protected]
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    102 years ago

    Comments exactly what I expected. Disappointed how many people here are knee jerk celebrating the failure. Feels like being in a room full of Republicans when someone says anything about Mexico or Islam.

    I hope they fix their shit for Luna 26 for the sake of science and human discovery.

    • @Zippy
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      162 years ago

      You know normally I would applaud them. Happy when China has a success. Screw Russia though. This was a propaganda mission to get a win. The fact that did it in a rush to beat another country is typical of their philosophy. There was little science in this but mostly just dick waving.

      • @[email protected]
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        52 years ago

        This was my impression. This was a rushed propaganda mission for prestige using existing material.

        Still, I’m sure there would have been some useful science done, but the main point of the mission was that Putin’s regime would have been able to crow about how great Russia is doing.

        Of course, if it had succeeded, it might have spurred some competitive spirit in other space powers.

      • Ann Archy
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        22 years ago

        I still haven’t ruled out that Putin was trying to invade the moon.

    • @Gerula
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      102 years ago

      Well your intention is admirable but childish.

      Nobody gives a fuck about Russia’s scientific endeavours when they’re re starting the biggest military conflict in Europe since WWII and threatening everyone with a nuclear conflict.

      Most probably any scientific progress that could be made will not be used for mankind’s progress but for the current militaristic propaganda.

      • @[email protected]
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        92 years ago

        All of Apollo took place during the Vietnam war. Somehow I think you’d feel differently about that.

        • @Gerula
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          12 years ago

          You’re correct about the Appolo missions, but don’t tell me the Space Race was about science. It’s was fully politically motivated also. Without the Cold War nobody would have put the money and effort in so the Moon landing could happen in '69.

          There are a lot of other missions that happened for pure scientific reasons but I don’t think this is one of them.

      • AlexTheTurtle
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        32 years ago

        Disagree. I hate the russian goverment and its fascist invasion lf Ukraine, but a moon lander is great scientific progress no matter where it comes from. It is sad that this happened and its why the lack of international cooperation in space exploration is bad for humanity as a whole.

        • @Gerula
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          12 years ago

          I understand your point of view and it’s correct but not realistic. This mission is bashed because it’s purpose was never science but propaganda. To validate a Phoenix like revival of the Russian empire. That they are strong and relevant on the world scene. The reactions to the failure were in tune with the intended purpose of the mission. Science (like usual) is the background of the political agenda.

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    72 years ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Russia’s Luna-25 spacecraft has crashed into the Moon after spinning out of control, officials say.

    The unmanned craft was due to make a soft landing on the Moon’s south pole, but failed after encountering problems as it moved into its pre-landing orbit.

    The spacecraft was scheduled to land on Monday to explore a part of the Moon which scientists think could hold frozen water and precious elements.

    Roscosmos, Russia’s state space corporation, said on Sunday morning that it had lost contact with the Luna-25 shortly after 14:57pm (11:57 GMT) on Saturday.

    “The apparatus moved into an unpredictable orbit and ceased to exist as a result of a collision with the surface of the Moon,” it said in a statement.

    Russia has been racing to the Moon’s south pole against India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land on there next week.


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    • FaceDeer
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      On the one hand, science yadda yadda knowledge for all mankind etc.

      On the other hand, failure and humiliation to Russia.

      I’m actually a big fan of space exploration and of the exploration and exploitation of the Moon in particular, but under the current circumstances I’m not terribly saddened on the balance.

      • Bloops
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        12 years ago

        It sounds like you don’t care that much about science if you’re actually considering national humiliation to be as important as scientific progress.

        • @[email protected]
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          82 years ago

          Actually a little bit of humiliation goes a long way towards diligence when conducting expensive space experiments. Russia used to be the leaders in these fields. The world used to rely on Soviet vehicles for launch. They deserve to be held at a higher standard.

        • FaceDeer
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          12 years ago

          I care very much about science. However, it’s not the only thing I care about, and thwarting Russia’s endeavours are also right up there. Real lives are at stake as opposed to hypothetical and abstract scientific returns. If Russia’s humiliation causes Putin’s regime to collapse quicker then I care about that very much indeed.

          How much science was really going to come out of this lander, in the grand scheme of things? Why can’t that science wait?

          • @Smartboystupid
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            22 years ago

            Well said, the guy you are talking to is a putin lover btw