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    3 months ago

    I’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.

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    3 months ago

    It’s a homemade fallus cleaner, you smear it with soap from insidr and it cleans your dick very well. If you ever see your husband using it, it’s a good sign - it means he’s very hygienic and he cares about you deeply.

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    3 months ago

    Bless the maker, and the coming and going of his

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      3 months ago

      Shit man. I laughed out loud and my mom is right over there. ->

      I had to make something up about what I was laughing at.

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    3 months ago

    It’s his remedy to your constant “headaches,” Karen.

    (Stereotypes galore, I know, but they don’t seem like the most functional couple.)

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      3 months ago

      I will never understand why the person with “not now I have a headache” is some how offended when the guy says, “fine - I’ll just rub one out”

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    3 months ago

    how else are you supposed to apply moisturizer to your dick? geez not just your hands need to be soft people like to have soft feet and dicks to geez.