• Depress_Mode
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    “At my old school, we never stormed the beaches of Normandy!”

    “I sure hope my gun isn’t on the fritz. Get it? The fritz?”

    “CARLOS!”

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    “Remember, class: Take chances, make mistakes, AND KILL FASCISTS!”

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      The magic school bus shrinks down to microscopic size and enters the bloodstream of a soldier.

      “Wow! I didn’t realize the human body had so much blood!”

      “Over six liters on average Keesha! Right now it’s being used to carry oxygen to all of this nazi’s organs. Let’s see if any of them stay intact when we supersize!”

      The bus explodes out of the nazi’s body, rendering it into a fine mist of blood.

      “For a supposed member of the master race he sure did not see that coming! Get it? Not see?”

      “Carlos!”

      Dang, Ms Frizzle don’t play.

  • Agent641
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    “Remember kids,no prisoners, stick 'em with your bayonet if they surrender!”

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    I mean, history lesson Magic School Bus style. But it made me think of the game, Fuga. Lol