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      “You need to get fingerprinted for a margarita?”
      “Sir, this is the Fulton County Jail, not a Buffalo Wild Wings.”
      “Damn, now I’ll have to wait for one.”

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    There’s going to be pools of hair dye all over the place in that building.

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      I have no doubt the mugshot is going to be absolutely amazing.

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        Does Georgia automatically release mugshots or does that require a FOIA request?

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          I originally saw the mugshots on meidastouch, but I’m not seeing the images on the fultoncountyga.gov site, just the jail record. They’re definitely public record, just not sure of the source yet, else it may require a direct request to the sheriff’s office (though no way should it actually require a FOIA request).

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        Frank got greedy and started using the cheaper American oil. That’s why it started running down his face.

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    I kinda don’t get these articles. “Giuliani expected to surrender” the fuck else is he gonna do? Flee to Russia? Make a run for it? Cover himself in his own melting hair dye like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to escape from the predator? I’d fucking love to see him try. But really the fuck else could he have even done?

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      the fuck else is he gonna do? Flee to Russia? Make a run for it? Cover himself in his own melting hair dye like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to escape from the predator?

      Stop it. I can only get so hard.

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        And he’ll certainly have all his bail prearranged so he will show up and go home afterwards. I don’t see why they act like these people are actually being arrested or will actually even see bars.

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      I am was wondering why a former police commissioner would support him - lo and behold: “Bernard Bailey Kerik […] is an American consultant and former police officer who was the 40th Commissioner of the New York Police Department from 2000 to 2001. As a convicted felon, he obtained a presidential pardon from President Donald Trump in 2020 for his numerous federal convictions for tax fraud, ethics violations, and criminal false statements.” (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Kerik)