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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒 to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Sometimes... You Have to Show Them the Inner Honey Badger

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Sometimes... You Have to Show Them the Inner Honey Badger

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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒 to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works
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    • 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒OP
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      Don’t we all?

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    Me, every Monday, in 7 hours of meetings

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      I surely hope you are heavily exaggerating the number of hours you’re in meetings that day. If not, might I highly recommend you find a better company/corporation to work for?

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        I love my job otherwise, lol. It’s just we cram all our planning and placements into one weekday. Which has its upsides and downsides.

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    I work in a hotel and I have been trying to provoke the sales director for months

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      Have you tried tickling his balls? That’s what Steve Irwin used to do with alligators, and everyone LOVES him! Well. Except for that one stingray.

      Is your sales director a stingray?

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        no.

        and no.

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    I love this.

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    Honey badger don’t give a shit

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    This needs to be a t-shirt

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    I fully believe a honey badger would punch me just to show it doesn’t need weapons (teeth, claws) to beat me.

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