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    5 months ago

    Congrats on the penis. What a trouser truncheon! A long lighthouse. A dazzlingly dominant dick. An awesome appendage. A cromulent cock, an underpants serpent, a mammoth member, a giant joystick, a wondrous wang, perfect pocket rocket, dramatic dangler and a towering tool.

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      5 months ago

      You‘re way too friendly. I‘d‘ve hit him with the old “one hand to hold the magnifying glass, the other to operate the tweezers, eh?”

      Why yes thank you I do like my Nokia with the Britney Spears cover.

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        5 months ago

        Lovely. Are you more of a Hit me baby person or a Toxic person, would you say?