• @kescusay
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      In other news, water has been found to be remarkably damp, according to scientists from Well-Duh Laboratories.

      • @Kandorr
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        Yes but who funded this research? I bet NoShit Sherlock was behind it…

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      Read all about it in this month’s issue of DUH.

    • @JuzoInui
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      Quick someone call Rick Romeo!!!

    • @[email protected]
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      The true secret to (Alpha Males) is each and every one wants to be a subbie Omega to an even alphaer male.

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        Authoritarians literally believe that the only way to run things is to put a bully in charge of them. Not only don’t they believe in democracy or cooperation, they don’t believe in free speech or markets either.

        (Markets are acceptable to an authoritarian only insofar as the bully in charge and his buddies are permitted to lie to, cheat, and steal from other market participants. It is strictly forbidden for other market participants to voluntarily organize to exclude the bully. Any form of organization that does not have a bully in charge of it is illicit to the authoritarian mindset.)

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        • Meldroc
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          Oh, the authoritarian right has some serious daddy issues alright…

      • @captainlezbian
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        Yeah the real “alpha” types are more afraid of steamrolling people than coming off as weak. They know there’s nothing wrong with submissive and vulnerable folks.

    • @JuzoInui
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      They embrace the darkness believing that they will escape their fate, little knowing that they will merely be disposed of LAST

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        Given the kind of infighting for power often seen in authoritarian countries, even that isn’t necessarily true

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      It’s hilarious. They act all macho but what they really want is to be dominated by a man.

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    “Forget the Constitution” – Party of the Constitution voter.

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      Absolutely wild that people feel comfortable saying that. What a shit show the right has become.

      • @grabyourmotherskeys
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        On Reddit, anyway, on conservative safe spaces with flair you’ll often see people self identifying as monarchists. It’s a nice way of saying “fascist dictatorship”. The leader would of course be psychologically identical to them in perpetuity, just because.

      • @JuzoInui
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        Nothing in the dark that wasn’t in the light my friend. It’s that the masks fell away and the limiters have be removed

        • @arensb
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          At one time the far far right were powerless because that all thought they were alone. Trump helped them come out, find each other, join forces, and get a huge morale boost from the knowledge that they’re not alone.

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            It’s more than that. He wooed the folks who could take it or leave it

    • @JuzoInui
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      We got a inkling of this when a former President stated that dictatorship was cool as long as they were DICTATING IT

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      Because it feeds the culture war so we don’t unite against the billionaires destroying our middle class

      • @Daft_ish
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        Erm, Trump is a billionaire, kinda.

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          By that measure, we’re all billionaires, kinda.

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      you know, it was only Schoolhouse Rock holding this Republic together from the very beginning

      • Jordan Lund
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        I’d say we need to bring back Schoolhouse Rock, but we need to bring back Saturday Morning Cartoons first. :)

        • theodewere
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          i’m down, but that’s sort of what this is, right? all in for cartoons in /m/politics… we’re the Superfriends, and you’re Aquaman this morning or something…

        • @arensb
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          Can we have Batman: the Animated Series, and Freakazoid? What about Bullwinkle?

          • Jordan Lund
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            Batman and Freakazoid were both after school shows, not sure anyone does those anymore either. Tiny Toons, Animaniacs. :(

    • @dual_sport_dork
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      Nae king, nae quin, nae laird. We willna’ be fooled again!

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    White nationalists love Trump a lot, not a shock.

  • @Dradious
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    Oh fuck I didn’t realize we were declaring today. I hereby declare myself king of kings, all other kings are now subject to my rule, thanks.

  • @tills13
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    The fuck is wrong with these people?

    • @Bodongs
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      He’s a grifter. He doesn’t believe anything he’s saying, he’s just like the guy he’s pledging allegiance to. He’ll collect in some way, whether it is in royalties from views, speaking engagements, or whatever. He’s playing a character.

      It doesn’t excuse him or his bullshit. But guaranteed this is a grift on the manipulated masses.

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      They spout moronic shit and are then handsomely rewarded by having articles written about them. Then they monetize the hate they spew.

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    Jesus these people are somehow navigating cognitive dissonance like it was the final frontier

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    Bitch, is Emperor Norton (Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico) a joke to you?

  • @chalupapocalypse
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    It just shows how dumb they are, even if you wanted a king, why would you pick that fat loser lol

    You idiots can’t even find a corrupt piece of shit that is good at their job

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      why would you pick that fat loser

      the answer to this has alway been “because no matter how badly he fucks everything up, he’ll never get in the way of them being white christian nationalist terrorists”

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        I mean not to hype them up but we are lucky it was his dumb ass instead of cruz or anyone else who knows how to work the system that is also a racist racist piece of shit

        Trump was real bad but it could have been much much worse

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          His stupidness was his draw, though. It’s literally critical to his success that he was too stupid to work the system. Every time he said the quiet part out loud and violated the right’s commitment to cryptofascism (tw: just tons of open hate speech and racial slurs) most of us didn’t care, a few of us saw what was happening and were duly upset and enraged, but a significant portion of the population consisting of exasperated racists who were sick of getting no open support said “Finally…”

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        It’s repetitive to say, but also fascist and racist.

  • @rockSlayer
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    I thought Fuentes was helping Ye’s campaign. What happened there?

  • @Hazdaz
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    The same White Nationalists who want to defend “freedom” and our “democracy” also have no problem appointing a king of America.

    oof