Article did not answer the most importent question.
Is the coach a drag queen, trans, or just a democrat?
Yes
Have we confirmed that he’s not currently residing in a suite at Mar A Lago?
He is in DC for a job interview - FBI Child Exploitation Unit.
He’s not missing, he’s on the run…
checks colorcard
Nah, he missin’ ✝️🙏
He’s still getting paid. 🤣
Amid his disappearance, the football team has advanced to the Virginia regional final, scheduled for this weekend, during their 12-0 season.
I can only imagine that somebody asked “How’s the team doing?” and the reporter, instead of getting reactions from the players, just looked up their season performance.
I wonder if it’s the man in a trench coat and groucho glasses that’s coaching the team through the finals
Are you kidding?
That was the best part of the article.
God bless America. God bless football.
