The bombshell report by The New York Post alleged that sources within the FBI had called Patel “in over his head” and his deputy, Dan Bongino, “something of a clown.”
“Patel apparently did not have his own FBI raid jacket with him and refused to step from the plane without wearing one,” the report, citing a highly respected agent, read.
FBI agents who were working on Kirk’s case “had to stop and ask around to find an FBI raid jacket — a medium-sized one — that would fit,” and eventually Patel was given a jacket belonging to a female agent.
However, according to the report, the FBI director complained that “two areas on the upper sleeves did not have Velcro patches attached” and refused to leave the plane until those areas were patched, prompting agents to remove their own to loan to him.
TIL that 45-year-old Kash Patel has a girlfriend, and she’s 27 years old …
If he was wearing women’s clothing around a school isn’t that what republicans are mad about?
What I’m hearing then is that Patel performed a drag show exiting the steps of the aircraft.
Crossdressing Kash Patel has a nice ring to it.
However, according to the report, the FBI director complained that “two areas on the upper sleeves did not have Velcro patches attached” and refused to leave the plane until those areas were patched, prompting agents to remove their own to loan to him.
So to Patel, the most important part of the job is the FBI cosplay.
It’s moments like this where we can see how much copoganda really affected some people’s perspective on the world. I am willing to bet there is no small part of this person‘s reality that they don’t think is straight out of a Tom Clancy novel, and they are the forces of good and justice.
I guess being realistic with where we are now, straight out of an Amazon TV Tom Clancy series.
Kash Patel starring in:
TOM CLANCY’S Clearly Part of a Pantsuit
TOM CLANCY’S Hunt for Rad Hat MAGA
TOM CLANCY’S Fake Elector Games
More like a take from … The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
… but not as funny :(
Why not share the original article? Especially when both sites are shit, at least favor the one that did the actual work
