Space heater.
I’ll see myself out to [email protected]
Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.
Chill until we cannot chill any further.
Cuddle for warmth
I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.
I don’t know, I can’t plan ahead more than 5 minutes
When it happens I’ll keep calm and tell a trusted adult
Probably just go around again
By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.
get high
Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.
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Can I join?
well I’m probably scheduled for work so…
You don’t have to do work when it’s thousands of degrees, do you?
if so, that sucks
Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.
Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
I told ChatGPT to solve the problem, but it just said it didn’t yet have enough info to solve the problem. It will probably figure it out eventually.
If I awaken in untold eons and chatgpt is cooking up a new universe for us, I’m fucking terminating my consciousness.
“How many R’s are in the word strawberry?”
“INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER.”
