Ground beef

  • @TheLameSauce
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    131 year ago

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn’t matter, it’s not coming anyways.

    • @pikmeir
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      81 year ago

      One time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out “Your mom!” Can’t complain because I guess I set myself up for that.

    • @TheDoozer
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      71 year ago

      So it’s supposed to be a three-part joke:

      What do you call a cow with no legs?

      Ground beef.

      What do you call a cow with three legs?

      Lean beef.

      What do you call a cow with two legs?

      Your mom.