• Lumidaub@feddit.org
    23·
    1 month ago

    There’s only so many spots on a human body that you can stab. Some of them had to take sloppy seconds.

    • PugJesus@piefed.socialOPEnglish
      25·
      1 month ago

      Funny enough, the physician who examined Caesar’s corpse was of the opinion that only one of the stab wounds was dire enough to be fatal, had Caesar gotten prompt treatment.

      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
        311·
        1 month ago

        Men will literally die of one teeny tiny stab wound instead of go to therapy a doctor.

        • dohpaz42English
          8·
          1 month ago

          Look, it’s not that we don’t want to see a doctor, we are just looking for ways to optimize the experience. So if we wait long enough we know the doctor will eventually come to see us.

          • Lumidaub@feddit.org
            7·
            1 month ago

            Well, as we just learnt, a doctor did indeed eventually come and see Caesar, I’ll give you that.

  • Sabin10
    20·
    1 month ago

    Why make many hole when few hole do trick?

    • GreenShimada
      23·
      1 month ago

      The symbolism of 60 senators and 60 stab wounds. But, in practicality, by #23, a full freakout was probably going on, so #24 was probably like “Oh, hey, can I just get in here real quick and just… ok, fine! Never mind.”