The tachyon leaves the bar
The bartender says “get out, we don’t serve your kind here.”
A tachyon walks into a bar.
What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT’S IRRELEVANT!The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.
I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.
I just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.
Sensible Chuckle
It starts with a sensible chuckle … maybe even an energetic guffaw
There is an UDP joke somewhere in it
I’ll tell you a UDP joke but I don’t know if you’ll get it
And he said “Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I’m Dad.”
I went to my Dad and told him I’m stuck in a non-linear perception of time.
Who did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?
Tenet
