• @datelmd5sum
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    821 year ago

    Finnish:

    oak month (or central month if you don’t use current meaning of the word)

    pearl month

    ground month

    clearing the forest of trees for field month

    planting seed month

    summer month (or plowing month by original meaning)

    hay harvesting month

    grain harvesting month

    autumn month

    muddy month

    death month

    yule month

    • Chariotwheel
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      611 year ago

      Finland would have a higher population if they would just get rid of Death Month.

      • @Atrabiliousaurus
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        411 year ago

        It’s just a name, like the Forbidden Month or the Month of No Return, all the months have names like that in the Season of Terror.

    • sab
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      171 year ago

      As a Scandinavian who wasn’t familiar with Finish month names… Yeah, death month is a much more accurate name than November. Ugh.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        Finnish month names are pretty damn descriptive. Before we had Yule Month we had Winter Month as December.

    • JakyllaOPM
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      131 year ago

      “clearing the forest of trees for field month”

      Favorite month for Amazon forest

      • @[email protected]
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        -21 year ago

        It was basically a month when doing slash-and-burn farming slashing and burning happened. Which seems to be August among others today.

    • @DAVENP0RT
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      31 year ago

      I’m no farmer, but shouldn’t Planting Seed Month and Plowing Month be swapped? Seems like an ill-advised order of doing things.

    • @Jackcooper
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      21 year ago

      But if you make it thru death month you get to experience Christmas cheer! It’s even colder but pretty lights!!!

  • @[email protected]
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    681 year ago

    Idk why Japan is being credited for being the logical one when they simply copied the Chinese system/characters

    Chinese weekdays make a lot more sense as well

    • themeatbridge
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      341 year ago

      Any system that does not have 13 months of 28 days each, plus a remainder day to keep pace with the sun, is not logical.

      • @gxgx55
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        Having a “remainder day” is weird, but it’s hard to avoid. It really sucks that 365 doesn’t divide nicely into much at all. 5 and 73 are the only non-trivial answers. five 73 day months? Can’t even call it a month at that point.

        I guess 13x28 + 1 does indeed make most sense…

        • themeatbridge
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          101 year ago

          There’s always a remainder day, and it’s not precisely 24 hours. That’s why we have leap years and sometimes leap seconds. You could get rid of that by cramming all of the time into one day of varying length. This year, maybe it’s 29.75 hours. Maybe next year it’s 31. Astronomers and physicists could fight it out and see how closely they can match the previous year.

        • AngryMob
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          91 year ago

          May as well embrace the weird, cuz we dont orbit in exactly 365 days anyway. So theres gonna be leap year type adjustments anyway.

          1 odd day from 13x28 is the perfect excuse for a new holiday too. And avoids having to figure out is it a weekday or not. It gets to be neither, a unique special holiday not tied to religion, nationality, culture, politics, etc (though many oppose it for reasons within those topics).

          • @gxgx55
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            41 year ago

            speaking of leap days, I also considered using a quad-year as a unit, integrating the leap day as a standard day. 365.25x4=1461. But that only divides by 3 and 481, even worse!

            • @davidgro
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              18 months ago

              And would require special handling in 3/4 of what are now centuries

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        91 year ago

        The Baha’i calendar is 19 months with 19 days, and a 4 or 5 day celebration in between months 18 and 19. The year starts the day that coincides with March 21.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 year ago

        If no logical system can be created with missing information, very few systems are logical.

    • @[email protected]
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      271 year ago

      Pretty much all of East Asia is a knockoff of China.

      Alright, so I assume I started WWIII there, better get to my bunker. /s

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        151 year ago

        Nah, you didn’t call it Western Taiwan, you should be good.

    • @[email protected]
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      391 year ago

      the roman year started on march 1 so thats how they numbered months. English never caught up.

      • @[email protected]
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        141 year ago

        Better yet they only had 10 months, and the remaining 60ish days of the year were just 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ

      • @[email protected]
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        101 year ago

        The Roman year originally started in March (the month of Mars) because that’s when the war season started. January and February were at the end of the year and originally weren’t named at all.

        But at some point, the Romans had a problem with one of their politicians. He had a one year term. To get rid of him, they moved the new year to January. It was supposed to be temporary but somehow we’re still living with the results of that lifehack.

    • xep
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      511 year ago

      Reiwa 5, everyone knows when all the emperors acceded to the throne, silly.

    • RaivoKulli
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      It’s not like the “we thought this guy was born on this day (we were wrong)” is a great system but at least it doesn’t randomly reset either like with the Japanese years

      Or I hope it doesn’t. Probably would mean end times or something.

  • Kierunkowy74
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    461 year ago

    Polish:

    A contacting one
    Fierce
    War God
    A flowery one
    Earth Goddess
    Maggot (especially cochineal*), but also knawel
    A linden one
    A sickle one
    A heathery one
    A shives one
    Leavesfall
    A lump/clod one

  • @nxfsi
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    311 year ago

    Romans: having 10 months in a year 2000 years before the metric system.

  • @FederatedSaint
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    271 year ago

    And they’re not even correctly numbered! Stupid Julius and Augustus ruined friggin EVERYTHING

    Sep - 7 Oct - 8 Nov - 9 Dec - 10

    • @[email protected]
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      261 year ago

      As someone else already pointed out: it was January and February that were added later. July and August just replaced the old names.

      • @[email protected]
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        231 year ago

        To add for anyone that’s new to this, January and February were originally considered not a real part of the year because everyone was hunkered down for the winter.

  • IWantToFuckSpez
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    The Romans had a 10 month calendar that started with March. Then later they added January and February to better match the lunar cycles in a year. Hence the mismatch of the numbered months.

    • Alto
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      161 year ago

      I was under the impression that July (Julious) and August (Augustus) were the two shoehored in

    • dentoid
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      91 year ago

      I always assumed this is why the leap day is in february, since it would coincide with the end of the roman calendar

      • @[email protected]
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        51 year ago

        I think it’s in February because it’s the shortest month, and it’s the shortest month because it was the last one, with all the remaining days.

        The thing I’m not sure about is why some months have 30 days, some 31 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        • @[email protected]
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          61 year ago

          Its the shortest month because it was considered the unluckiest month and they literally wanted it to be over sooner.

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        They had something like ten non-month holy days that the consoles were responsible for sticking in the calendar. This traditionally corrected for the drift. In the political turmoil leading up to to ceasar, this didn’t get done. When ceasar imposed the new calendar, he had to insert like 40 extra days to the first year in orderto correct this.

  • @meeeeetch
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    141 year ago

    It’s always rubbed me the wrong way that Oktoberfest doesn’t happen in October OR the 8th month.

    • JakyllaOPM
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      71 year ago

      Going to memorize the elements

      Traditional week
      • Sunday
      • Moonday
      • Fireday
      • Waterday
      • Woodday
      • Goldday
      • Soilday

      But a new version just dropped:

      Modernized week
      • Hydrogenday
      • Heliumday
      • Lithiumday
      • Berylliumday
      • Boronday
      • Carbonday
      • Nitrogenday
      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        They’re named after planets, in the ancient sense of “lights in the sky that don’t stand still”.

        • Sunday
        • Moonday
        • Marsday
        • Mercuryday
        • Jupiterday
        • Venusday
        • Saturnday
      • @AngryCommieKender
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        01 year ago

        Oppenheimer/Einstein have entered the chat with Uraniumday

  • @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    I’m slightly mentally slow and still don’t remember all of the months in a year. I’m 23 years old.

    • @Username02
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      41 year ago

      Same. Which month is July again? June? What month is that? Sorry, I just can’t remember the months that don’t have notable events associated with.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 year ago

        July is the one with the fireworks but warm.

        June is father’s day …

        … Aka the month where it’s finally warm enough but the mountains are still buried in snow so I still have to wait to go four wheeling.