This is an update to this post.
This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It’s pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.
We’re going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it’s high in the results. Maybe #1!
The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money. (Fun fact: It’s free because of YOU, the users of A Boring Dystopia. After your comments on the last post I reached out to the author, and they agreed to make the book free this weekend.)
Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:
- “Buy” the book (it’s free)
- Share this post and get other people to “buy” the book.
That’s it.
Here’s a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
Please share and we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon!
Don’t forget to 5 star it! This author’s stuff is brilliant: Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel
I now own a digital copy of this book.
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Getting an Amazon account?
No, thank you
The maga cucks will spin this into a good thing. “Look how much people love her, they are writing stories about her.”
I can positively recommend some other bedside reading from the same author:
wait is she a couch animorph
that’s not even a good couch thats an ikea special
Look at this guy getting all snobby about the couches he fucks; like he’s better than the rest of us :-D
Fuck, you made me wake my wife with that one!
It’s Melania’s magic power - but will it be enough to get her husband back from Peter Thiel’s claws?
she’s no stickley. she’s not even a lazy boy. i’m with betteridge on this one.
I bought it because i appreciate the gesture of making his melania fanfic free for this stunt lol
My Amazon recommendations will never be the same again
I got my copy, but this also looks like a great option.
Stupid sexy free speech
I bought the paperback. I am going to put it in the neighborhood tiny library.
lol this is a GREAT idea!
Don’t buy it don’t download it. Give it zero time.
This is a fun idea, but unfortunately Amazon’s search results are pay to play. (That’s why they’re always so bad.)
Thanks for reminding this. However, considering the small investment, still worth it even if might not be able to reach 1st place anyhow.
As the mod of the bat community, I heartily approve of this effort. Long live erotic bat monsters!
Melania is the worst first lady we ever had in the US. She is at base, the most uninteresting person. She is supposed to be on “the Five” tomorrow. I hope they ask her uncomfortable questions but I bet it will mostly be softball bullshit questions. She sucks and is unintelligent, just greedy and an Epstein operative/prop, as it is how she met the Orange Asshole. I hope she remains stuck with him because those who marry for money should be required to earn it.
She’s not the worst. I’ll take a boring grifter over Nancy fucking Reagan puppeting her mushbrained husband to ignore the AIDS crisis.
Lol
Her husband gets all the attention. But she has something to hide, too. Melania Trump had it all. A former model living luxuriously high above New York City, she had her every whim catered to and her every want met, far from the public eye. But when her famous husband becomes President of the United States and leaves for Washington, her quiet life is thrown into disarray. Now, surrounded by young, strapping Secret Service agents and pursued by the cunning and handsome FBI director James Comey, Melania must work to keep everything from falling apart. Because Melania has secrets of her own –– deadly secrets –– and no one yet knows how far she’ll go to protect them. “The best erotic supernatural political thriller I’ve read this week.” - Christine Sims, author of Taken by the T-Rex “The Hunger Games meets 50 Shades of Grey … this was everything I didn’t know I was looking for in a book!” - Dani Fankhauser, author of Shameless: How I Lost My Virginity and Kept My Faith “I don’t know what this is, but I’m totally down for this shit.” - Jinn from Mercy Bar
What a niche
They already stopped people from buying it, I guess.
This is not true. I just bought the book.
I also did just now. The big yellow button said “Buy it for free” hah!
Me too, for free still as of this comment!
maybe you need to make a Very Private… uh… Nurchase.
You can’t get Kindle books on the Amazon app, you need to go thru a browser or the Kindle app
I totally just did it through the Amazon app though 🤔
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Do you have Android or iPhone? AFAIR the issue started because Google wanted to collect 30% of the sales
Edit: I wonder if free books don’t have this issue, I got this book from the browser
If you’re on your phone/in the app it may stop you from buying it without the Kindle app.
I’m hearing mixed things. Do you have a Kindle? It might not show up unless you’ve set one up. Maybe that’s it?
I don’t have a kindle and just bought it!
E: It says Kindle for Web for me, is that a thing that can be activated manually? it’s been ages since i used amazon
There’s a Kindle app for phones, too.
Kinda looks like her, published 2018, so it’s her huh. *Lol description is nuts and yes her.
This comment was a roller coaster!
