I have, twice that I can remember.

  • Nukamajig - microwave. I still use it from time to time because it’s too stupid not to.
  • Miscombobulate - mixup and confuse. Just now, between the time it was and when the appartment building’s laundry room was closed for the night.
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    My family calls the TV remote a “gonk” because apparently my grandpa called it that once back when they were still a pretty new thing, and it stuck. My mom and her siblings passed it on to their own kids, and now there’s just a small packet of people in Minnesota who call TV remotes gonks, much to the confusion of our peers.

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      This is exactly how hyper specific regional dialects get those extra weird words that’re like how TF did this small town all start saying this word

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    My friend had brain surgery for an aneurysm, and every so often she fumbles a word as a result. One day she wanted to say the word lumberjacks, but her brain came up with logfarmers instead.

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    I have long covid, I’m in the menopause, and I deal with three separate languages each day.

    Anyway, gulls are sea pigeons. You’re welcome.

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    My partner says “pizza rind” for the crust edge that she won’t eat.

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    You people are way too bright with your apt and often witty alternatives for when you forget something’s actual name. Me? I just employ an entirely random sound or made up word. It drives my wife insane. “Babe, would you pass me the…fucking… spraaaal?”

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      I’ve had the same experience, except I wrote it as “ove” and it took me far longer than I’d like to admit to realize what I had done. There are a couple other words that I’ve typed a phonetic spelling without realizing it, but I can’t seem to remember the specific words at the moment.

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      only a matter of time before that’s a commonly accepted spelling, guv. I wouldn’t be surprised if future actors mistakenly pronounce the current spelling as “awf” in their period pieces.

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      Set reminds me of one of those pictures you see sometimes, where they’ll throw in a deliberate spelling or grammar mistake just to see if you caught it the first read through. Like “the the” or "the Statue ov Liberty.

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    Swedish is awesome with compound words, say that you forget the Swedish word for “computer”, “dator”, you could just use “informationshanteringsmaskin” instead!

    I used three words to make one compound word, the words I used was:

    “Information”, “hantering” and “maskin”

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    My mom sometimes uses “doomaflagidad” for basically anything. The only way I’ve been able to translate is by using context clues. Usually based on what we’re talking about or if she’s pointing or using hand gestures.

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    I don’t intentionally make them up, it’s just what comes to me as my brain frantically tries to figure out the right word. Like “fish museum.”

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    I remember there was a reddit community about this for a while, but I can’t remember what it was.

    My favorite that I’ve used on occasion during a brain fart is ‘food laundry’ when I can’t remember ‘dishes’

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      i must be misunderstanding cryptolalia. is that something a person has just with themselves or is that a shared language?

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    Nukamajig is something id expect in fallout