• @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    Shit. My boomer parents got it wrong all along. “Walk in and find the boss and give him a firm handjob”. No wonder they just got jobs without trying back in the day.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    91 year ago

    He’s right about the handjob. If someone crushes my hand, I expect them to be a macho conservative. I can work that out seeing about a dozen tweets.

  • xpk3
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    51 year ago

    A firm handjob is worth a thousand handshakes

  • mommykink
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    1 year ago

    A literal nobody artist trying to be relevant with a “totally accidental bro” typo

    • @SasquatchBanana
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      41 year ago

      Is Casablanca irrelevant? He was big while in the strokes and solo career

    • @Mr_Dr_Oink
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      Its funny when people who can’t even smell fame from where they are calling famous people “nobodies”

      • 476k insta followers
      • 408k twitter followers
      • 3.4m monthly listeners on spotify (solo)
      • 500m plays on his top song on spotify (with daft punk)
      • 34m plays on his top solo song on spotify
      • 12.9m monthly listeners on spotify (the strokes)
      • 500m plays on top song on spotify (the strokes)

      Meanwhile you probably have 1 follower on everything and its your mum.

      And before you call me butt hurt. I dont even like the strokes or julian.

      I just hate your arrogance more.

      Have a good day. Say hi to your mum for me?